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admin — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Roomba Photography

admin — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Some people are using Roombas and long-exposure photography to make some really trippy art. It looks pretty cool but it also serves as a reminder that some people have WAY too much time on their hands.

How to Speak Mexican

admin — Tue, 30 Nov 1999 00:00:00 +0000

Common words overheard at the Taco Bus: 1. Cheese: Rosa likes me, but cheese ugly. 2. Mushroom: When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom. 3. Shoulder: My fren wants 2 become a citizen, but che didn't know how to read. So I shoulder. 4. Texas: When I'm not home, my fren always Texas me. Che wonders where I am! 5. Herpes: Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got mine piece, then che got herpes. 6. July: Ju told me ju were going to tha store, but ju went to see sum guy. July to me! Julyer! 7. Rectum: I had 2 cars, but my wife rectum! 8. Chicken: I was going to go to the store with my wife, but che said chicken go herself. 9. Wheelchair: We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair. 10. Chicken wing: My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing. 11. Harassment: My wife caught me in bed with another woman. I told her, "Honey, harassment nothen to me." 12. Bishop: My wife fell down the stair. So I had to pick the bishop. 13. Body wash: I want to go to the club, but no body wash my kids. 14. Budweiser: That women has a nice body, Budweiser face so ugly?

Stars and Stripes Forever

admin — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 03:09:21 +0000

Since we are launching the new Bucket O' Crap main page on The Fourth of July we decided to make our first post a video that is a staple for this holiday. The Muppets performing "Stars and Stripes Forever". Enjoy, and welcome to the BoC main page.

And also for the Fourth, We have this picture from the BoC Gallery

The French did something right

admin — Sun, 05 Jul 2009 18:45:39 +0000

Everyone always gives the French a bad rap. But if it wasn't for them we wouldn't have something that everyone enjoys. On this day, July 5th, 1946, the French introduced the bikini to the world.

On July 5, 1946, French designer Louis Reard unveils a daring two-piece swimsuit at the Piscine Molitor, a popular swimming pool in Paris. Parisian showgirl Micheline Bernardini modeled the new fashion, which Reard dubbed "bikini," inspired by a news-making U.S. atomic test that took place off the Bikini Atoll in the Pacific Ocean earlier that week. European women first began wearing two-piece bathing suits that consisted of a halter top and shorts in the 1930s, but only a sliver of the midriff was revealed and the navel was vigilantly covered. In the United States, the modest two-piece made its appearance during World War II, when wartime rationing of fabric saw the removal of the skirt panel and other superfluous material. Meanwhile, in Europe, fortified coastlines and Allied invasions curtailed beach life during the war, and swimsuit development, like everything else non-military, came to a standstill. In 1946, Western Europeans joyously greeted the first war-free summer in years, and French designers came up with fashions to match the liberated mood of the people. Two French designers, Jacques Heim and Louis Reard, developed competing prototypes of the bikini. Heim called his the "atom" and advertised it as "the world's smallest bathing suit." Reard's swimsuit, which was basically a bra top and two inverted triangles of cloth connected by string, was in fact significantly smaller. Made out of a scant 30 inches of fabric, Reard promoted his creation as "smaller than the world's smallest bathing suit." Reard called his creation the bikini, named after the Bikini Atoll. In planning the debut of his new swimsuit, Reard had trouble finding a professional model who would deign to wear the scandalously skimpy two-piece. So he turned to Micheline Bernardini, an exotic dancer at the Casino de Paris, who had no qualms about appearing nearly nude in public. As an allusion to the headlines that he knew his swimsuit would generate, he printed newspaper type across the suit that Bernardini modeled on July 5 at the Piscine Molitor. The bikini was a hit, especially among men, and Bernardini received some 50,000 fan letters. Before long, bold young women in bikinis were causing a sensation along the Mediterranean coast. Spain and Italy passed measures prohibiting bikinis on public beaches but later capitulated to the changing times when the swimsuit grew into a mainstay of European beaches in the 1950s. Reard's business soared, and in advertisements he kept the bikini mystique alive by declaring that a two-piece suit wasn't a genuine bikini "unless it could be pulled through a wedding ring." In prudish America, the bikini was successfully resisted until the early 1960s, when a new emphasis on youthful liberation brought the swimsuit en masse to U.S. beaches. It was immortalized by the pop singer Brian Hyland, who sang "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini" in 1960, by the teenage "beach blanket" movies of Annette Funicello and Frankie Avalon, and by the California surfing culture celebrated by rock groups like the Beach Boys. Since then, the popularity of the bikini has only continued to grow.

In honor of this, here are some great pictoral examples.

United Airlines Sucks

admin — Tue, 07 Jul 2009 16:19:39 +0000

I've hated United ever since they screwed me over in November of '08. I would write all about the ordeal but Dave Carroll has made an incredible song that pretty much cleverly sums up how much United Airlines sucks.
In the spring of 2008, Sons of Maxwell were traveling to Nebraska for a one-week tour and my Taylor guitar was witnessed being thrown by United Airlines baggage handlers in Chicago. I discovered later that the $3500 guitar was severely damaged. They didn’t deny the experience occurred but for nine months the various people I communicated with put the responsibility for dealing with the damage on everyone other than themselves and finally said they would do nothing to compensate me for my loss. So I promised the last person to finally say “no” to compensation (Ms. Irlweg) that I would write and produce three songs about my experience with United Airlines and make videos for each to be viewed online by anyone in the world. United: Song 1 is the first of those songs. United: Song 2 has been written and video production is underway. United: Song 3 is coming. I promise.

E-mails from an Asshole

admin — Fri, 10 Jul 2009 04:04:09 +0000

Are you looking to kill a little time at work? Need to add a little humor to your life? Why not check out DontEvenReply, a collection of e-mails that are sent to people who post classified ads in an attempt to mess with them, confuse them, and/or piss them off. Here’s one recent example:
High-rise Fridge Delivery

Original ad: I bought this GE refrigerator a few years ago, but just got a new one for my kitchen and no longer need it. It still works perfectly and is very large, perfect as your main fridge for a kitchen. I'm asking $300 for it. I am located in Brooklyn, but will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee.

From Mike Partlow to ************@**********.org Hello, I am very interested in your fridge. Is it still available? If so, how much would you charge to deliver it to my place in the city? Mike From marty ******* to Me Yes mike it is still available. I will deliver it for an extra $50. where is your place located? From Mike Partlow to marty ******* I want it delivered to my office on the 67th floor of the ********* Building on **rd st and **********. Now I am pretty sure that the fridge won't fit in the elevator, and if it does, it would exceed the weight capacity, so you will have to carry it up the stairs. I hope this won't be a problem. When can you deliver it? I work Monday-Friday 9-5 and can be there any time. I do need it sooner rather than later, however. Mike From marty ******* to Me that is absurd. Im not going to heave this very heavy fridge up 67 flights of stairs. Dosent your building have a cargo/utility elevator? From Mike Partlow to marty ******* Marty, you don't have to lug it up 67 flights of stairs. There is a loading bay around back that starts on the 2nd floor, and I'm pretty sure this building does not count the 13th floor. So you are really only carrying it up 65 flights of stairs. There was a cargo elevator, but building management has told me that I am never allowed to use it again after I attempted to bring my motorcycle up to my office. They don't let just anyone use it anymore, so that isn't an option. From marty ******* to Me absolutely not. do you have any idea how heavy this thing is? why do you even need a full size fridge in your office? just buy one of those small mini fridges. From Mike Partlow to marty ******* Marty, You are obviously not a very good salesman if you are trying to suggest I buy something else instead of your product. How is that working out for you? Do you make a lot of money that way? Not that it is any of your business, but I cannot afford rent in my apartment anymore and am slowly trying to move into my office so I can live out of there. I plan on disguising the fridge as a filing cabinet so my company will not get suspicious. If anyone asks you what you are doing when you are moving it into my office, just tell them that you are delivering my new filing cabinet. Try to tuck the power cord under the fridge so they don't realize that it is actually a fridge. How does next Tuesday work? I am free all day. Mike From marty ******* to Me mike I don't think you understood me. I am NOT delivering the fridge to your office. it's way too big and heavy, and I doubt you will find anyone willing to carry it up to the 67th floor. From Mike Partlow to marty ******* Marty, I'm sorry, I must have misread your ad. I could have sworn it said "will be willing to deliver it up to 25 miles for a small fee." Am I crazy, or did your ad say that? I don't recall it saying "will be willing to deliver it as long as your building isn't too big and scary for my weak little body to carry it." From marty ******* to Me Hey listen asshole. You are a Fuckin idiot if you honestly think somebody will do this. It has nothing to do with strength it is just an insane request. the only way you will get a fucking fridge up there is with an elevator. fuck off. From Mike Partlow to marty ******* Marty, I get what you are saying. It doesn't have anything to do with strength, because even my 120 lb ex-wife could carry this thing up. It is clearly a lack of motivation. You need to be in the right mindset to be able to do this. Tell you what, I'll stand behind you as you carry it up, and shout encouraging motivational words at you to keep you going. I'll say things like "c'mon Marty, you can do it! You're almost there!" and "don't give up!" I'll even bring a few bottles of Gatorade in case you get thirsty. What flavor do you want? I have frost and orange, but I really don't recommend orange because it doesn't even taste like Gatorade. So see you Tuesday? Mike From marty ******* to Me shut the fuck up.

80s McFashions

admin — Mon, 20 Jul 2009 02:45:31 +0000

McDonald's came up with a lot of amazing stuff in the 80s, from McNugget Noir to Jason Alexander's McDLT enthusiasm, but this new find really takes the cake..er... burger. McFashion. Apparently, in the 1988, the McDonald's employee catalogue was filled with "The Smile Makers", which was, from what we can tell, "employees" wearing McDonald's brand clothing with such joy and excitement, you'd think they were high as kites. Hilariously enough, if you'd have told us these were pictures of modern day hipsters, we'd believe you. These days, I bet McFashion would catch a pretty penny at your local vintage store. Turtlenecks with v-necks? It really is a "classic look". Even the older folks can look ridiculous! Don't forget the kids! Seriously. We want these shirts. We would be the belles of the ironic hipster t-shirt ball.

Our New Friend

admin — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:08:50 +0000

There's been a lot of news about politics lately and although we try to stay neutral, we are still fans of useless crap (preferably in a bucket) and also making fun of people. We were contacted by the gang over at a new site called Dipshit Conservatives and since they share the same belief that making fun of people for amusement is fun, we became friends. So, if you get a chance check out Dipshit Conservatives and take a look around. They're a very new site but they have a lot of potential.

Save The Boobs

admin — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 14:08:47 +0000

In honor of Breast Cancer Awerness month starting October 1st we..oh screw it, you won't even read anything we put here so let's just get right to the video: From HuffPo Canadian TV Host Aliya-Jasmine Sovani has stirred up some controversy with a new breast cancer awareness video called "Save the Boobs". Sovani (also the woman in the video) writes in to the Huffington Post: [The video] was designed to promote a local charity, called the Boobyball for young people under the age of 30 to get aware about a serious subject that affects women my age (but is often thought of as a "grandma's disease")... I was not hired by a company to show my assets, this was completely my concept and after finding out my cousin will be losing one of her breasts to cancer THIS month, I agreed to lend my face to the cause. The video features a buxom young woman in a bikini whose breasts are being admired by men and women alike. The tagline is "You know you like them, now it's time to save the boobs." The ad is clearly aimed at a younger generation and is designed to be memorable as well as appeal to men: "The spots are definitely not for everyone," charity Founder M.J. Decoteau told ABC News. "Young people are picking up pamphlets with a 65-year-old woman on the cover and probably tossing them out. We're really about creating a bold way of communicating the message in a fun way that's going to stop them in their tracks. We're hoping that they get the take-away message that is to be breast aware."

100 Awesome Viral Videos in Under 4 Minutes

admin — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 12:00:09 +0000

A great compilation with some funny moments. How many do you recognize? [flv:2009/09/100-awesome.flv 480 385] The song is M.A.D. by Hadouken and is available now on iTunes

E-mails from an Asshole 10-2

admin — Fri, 02 Oct 2009 12:00:03 +0000

Free Couch

Original ad: I WANT YOUR COUCH IF ANYONE HAS AN UNWANTED COUCH I CAN COME GET IT. WILL TRAVEL UP TO 20 MINUTES FROM CONSHOHOCKEN. PLEASE SEND PICTURES. THANKS

From Me to **********@*********.org: Hi there! You can have my couch if you are still looking for one. Let me know! You can either e-mail me or call me. Mike From Juan ********* to Me: HI MIKE I STILL NEED YOUR COUCH. HOW BIG IS IT? DO YOU HAVE ANY PICTURES? WHY DO YOU NOT WANT IT ANY MORE? YOU DID NOT GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO I CANT CALL YOU. From Me to Juan *********: Juan, The couch can seat three normal people, or two fat people. I don't have any pictures because my camera is broken (I didn't realize it was in the garbage disposal when I turned on the switch.) I am getting rid of the couch because my grandfather passed away on it a few weeks ago. Every time I look at it, I am reminded of it, and I would rather it not be in my apartment anymore. Just give me a call and we can set up a time for you to come get it. Mike From Juan ********* to Me: MIKE IS THE COUCH STILL IN GOOD CONDITION. YOU STILL DID NOT GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER. From Me to Juan *********: Juan, The couch is still in very good condition. There are only a few minor blemishes, but you can't really notice them. There is a little bit of blood on the couch and a pool of blood on the middle cushion from when my grandfather shot himself. I tried cleaning it with club soda, but it had really soaked into the fabric by the time I found him. The blood dried though, and now it is kind of a brown-ish color that I think actually makes the couch look better. It is a brown couch anyway so you can't even notice it. Mike From Juan ********* to Me: NO THANKS From Me to Juan *********: Why not? I thought we had a deal. Is it because of the blood? You can just turn the cushion over and nobody will have any idea. From Juan ********* to Me: THE COUCH IS COVERED IN BLOOD WHO WOULD WANT THAT? GROSS! From Me to Juan *********: Don't put words in my mouth. I never said it was covered in blood - it just has a little blood here and there. I did forget to mention, I believe my grandfather defecated on the couch when he died (the paramedics say it happens all the time.) I cleaned most of that up, but once again the couch is brown so you won't even notice it. And this probably isn't a big deal, but he also had a cigar in his mouth and when he died it set part of the couch on fire. On the plus side, it did burn away some of the old urine stains that the couch had on it. The couch no longer smells like urine. It kind of smells like a barbecue, which is great if you love barbecues. From Juan ********* to Me: THAT COUCH IS FUCKED THROW IT OUT! From Me to Juan *********: Why would you waste my time if you weren't going to take the couch? I'm sick of having to deal with people like you. I'm just trying to get rid of a decent couch, for free, and still people are wasting my time. From Juan ********* to Me: IF YOU TOLD ME UP FRONT THAT SOME ONE DIED AND SHIT ALL OVER YUOR COUCH THAN I WOULNT HAVE WASTED ANY MORE OF YOUR TIME!! DONT YOU SPIN THIS ON ME BY TELING ME THE COUCH LOOKS GOOD WITH BLOOD OR SMELLS LIKE A BBQ. WHO THE FUCK WANTS A COUCCH THAT SMELLS LIKE BBQ IF I WANTED TO SMELL BBQ I WOULD BUY A FUCKING GRILL From Me to Juan *********: Would you be interested in the grill I am selling then? It is a CharCooker 500 and has three burners. Two of them don't work because my grandfather shot at the grill when he was drunk, but the middle burner still cooks food really well. I'm asking $400 for it, and for you, I'll throw in a couch for free. From Juan ********* to Me: I DONT WANT YOUR USELESS SHIT GUY!!!!

E-mails from an Asshole 10-9

admin — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 12:00:29 +0000

Free Diseases

Original ad: Looking for someone with chicken pox or shingles to expose to my two children. If you are still contagious and want to help, email or call ***-***-*****.

From Me to ************@***********.org Hello, I saw your ad and realized I could help. I have shingles right now, and the doctors tell me that it is still in the contagious stage. I live in South Bend. I would be able to visit your kids, or if you want to bring them to me, that works too. I took some sick days off from my job, so I am pretty much free any time. Mike From Jenn ******** to Me: Mike thank you so much! I want my kids to be exposed before they have to go back to school so I would like to do this ASAP. How does tomorrow sound? From Me to Jenn ********: Jenn, Tomorrow works for me. How do we do this? Do I just sneeze and cough on your kids or something? Mike From Jenn ******** to Me: Hi Mike, They should just be in your presence for a few minutes. Where in South Bend are you located? I can drive to you. Do you have a number you can be reached at? From Me to Jenn ********: Jenn, I do have a phone, but I only have like 10 minutes left on my plan until September, and I need those minutes for ordering pizza. Lets just continue via e-mail. I live in LaSalle Park, are you familiar with it? Also, it probably isn't a big deal, but I figured it is worth mentioning that I also have pulmonary tuberculosis right now. I hope this won't be a problem. It is probably better for your kids to get that out of the way too - it can be a real pain when you are older. What time do you want to meet tomorrow? Mike From Jenn ******** to Me: I don't want my kids to have TB. Thank you for trying to help but I am going to find someone else. From Me to Jenn ********: Jenn, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare you away with that. Pulmonary TB isn't that bad, and it is best if your kids get it over with when they are younger. You may as well knock it out at the same time as the chicken pox. If you want, I can throw in malaria for an extra $50. My friend Tom just got back from Africa and I can have him come over and give it to your kids as well. He got all sorts of whacky diseases when he was in Africa. You might want your kids to get them too, just so they won't get them later if they ever visit Africa. Mike From Jenn ******** to Me: Mike are you aware that TB and malaria don't work that way? People can't just "get it over with" those are very serious diseases. From Me to Jenn ********: Jenn, I think I know how TB works, I have it (duh). I just assumed you were one of those mothers who wanted to have sick children to attract pity and attention from others. Malaria is a great way to get pity from other moms! You'll be the most talked about mother in your neighborhood. You could brag about it to all the other mothers when they are going on about their sick kids - "*sigh* life is so hard with my husband at work, and my poor son has the flu." "Oh yeah? Well my two kids have fucking malaria. Suck it." You'll be the envy of your whole clique of mothers. Please reconsider my offer. Mike From Jenn ******** to Me: How rude. I want my kids to get chicken pox while they are young for the medical benefits, not for attention. You have problems, Mike. Seek professional help immediately.

Twitter Girls 10-12

admin — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 12:00:54 +0000

This weeks theme, "actresses". since most porn stars are turning to Twitter as an extra marketing outlet, we figured we would feature them. We didn't realize how hard it would be to find 10 pictures of porn stars that were safe for work.

E-Mails From an Asshole 10-16

admin — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 12:00:27 +0000

Original ad: if anyone wants a ride from baltimore to nyc tomorow let me know! i am driving up there sometime tomorow afternoon and would be glad to help someone out if they want to throw up some money for gas. i drive a hybrid, so i wont need much!

From Mike Partlow to *************@*********.org Hello, I do need a ride to New York tomorrow. That would be great. My only concern is the fact that you drive a hybrid car. I don't want to give people the idea that I care about the environment. Do you have another, more manly car that we could ride up in? I really don't want to be seen in a hybrid. I'll gladly compensate you for gas. Mike From christine ********* to Me no all i have is my hybrid. what is the big deal, who cares what people think? u should be glad to help the enviroment! From Mike Partlow to christine ********** I'm sorry Christine but it isn't the 60's anymore. People aren't a bunch of earth-saving hippies that run around and hug trees anymore. Does your car have tinted windows? I really don't want to be seen riding in that bitch-mobile. My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it, to make up for all of the earth that your car will be saving. Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil. Mike From christine ********* to Me wtf is wrong with u! im not giving u a ride ur a jerk!!! From Mike Partlow to christine ********** Well I am sorry you won't have the privilege of riding with me. Fortunately for me, I found a better, more badass ride to NYC. I'll be sure to wave at your crappy little hybrid as we pass you in our F-350, spraying cans of aerosol out the window and throwing empty six-pack holders into the sea. Mike

Twitter Girls 10-19

admin — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:00:23 +0000

This weeks theme, back to the beach

Balloon Boy Raps

admin — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 16:00:02 +0000

As if you needed another reason to despise the family of "Balloon Boy", this music video from the fame-seekers shows off how mom and dad taught their three sons what it means to be men. Namely, that you can't be "pussified." Yes, this family has their own music video from their Wife Swap days. And yes, it even has them saying "faggot" at around 2:52 — as they reenact a gay bashing murder scene. (On a side note, his Mom needs guitar lessons. WTF is with that solo?) Hopefully the media gets tired of these repugnant attention whores quickly and moves on to something more worthwhile. [flv:2009/10/falcon.flv 500 380]

WTF Wednesday 10-21

admin — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 12:00:03 +0000

This week is Cathy's House, a sketch on a Japanese TV show called Vermilion Pleasure Night.

Drunkest Guy Ever: Silent Film remix

admin — Wed, 21 Oct 2009 16:11:58 +0000

Last week a video was released of a drunk guy trying to purchase beer from a convenience store. He is undoubtedly the drunkest guy ever. The fine chaps over at MustacheAndMonocle decided to pay tribute by making a silent film out of the video. We present to you, Larry Goes to the Market: Here is the original for your viewing enjoyment:

Drop Out Of School

admin — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 12:00:34 +0000

A PSA of why you should drop out of school

Drop Out Of School - watch more funny videos

Emails From An Asshole 10-23

admin — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 12:00:17 +0000

Be A Man

Original ad: Old/used soccer equipment wanted for my kid. Will drive to pick up anywhere near Malvern. No calls, email only: ************@verizon.net

From Me to ************@verizon.net: Hello, I have a bunch of old soccer equipment that would be perfect for your daughter. I have soccer balls, nets, cleats, etc. Let me know specifically what you need and we can talk prices. Thanks, Mike From ************@verizon.net to Me: Actually the stuff is for my son because I want to get him started in soccer. I'm in need of a practice net, soccer ball and kids size 6 cleats if you have them. Thanks. From Me to ************@verizon.net: My mistake, I assumed it was for your daughter because it is soccer. If that is the way you want to raise your son, I have some other items you may want to buy for him. I have a pink twirling baton with silver ribbons, and a cheerleader set consisting of two pom-poms, pink cheerleader bloomers, and a toy megaphone. I'm charging $100 for the practice net, $20 for the ball, $25 for the baton, and $30 for the cheerleader set. I don't have kids size 6 cleats, but you don't really need cleats for soccer anyway. Your son could probably just use his bunny slippers. Let me know if you are interested. Mike From ************@verizon.net to Me: Well I'm definitely interested in kicking your fucking ass. One question, asshole: if you think soccer is so gay, why do you have soccer equipment, and a cheerleader set and baton? From Me to ************@verizon.net: Please, you aren't kicking anyone's ass. The fact that you are getting your son started in soccer instead of football says a lot about you as a man. To answer your question, I have the baton and cheerleader set as trophies. When I was a kid, I used to go around the neighborhood and beat up all the other kids who played soccer and steal their stuff. I acquired the cheerleader set and baton from this one kid in the neighborhood, Caleb. I always knew that kid wasn't right - he used to ride around on a pink bike and always wanted to have tea parties with the other kids. I tried to help him by beating him up and stealing his baton, but I don't think it worked. I saw him in Philly a few years ago, blowing some guy in an alley. Anyway, I kept my gatherings in my shed out back as a testament to my manliness, but I need to make room for my new shotgun and power saw. So do you want the stuff or not? I also have Brokeback Mountain on DVD. I ordered Die Hard, but that was sent to me in error. It sounds like a movie that you and your son would enjoy watching. From ************@verizon.net to Me: You must be so proud of what a big man you are with your shotgun and power saw. From Me to ************@verizon.net: You're goddamn right I am. It's just part of being a man, which you apparently know nothing about. Tell you what - forget the baton and cheerleader set. I want to help you. I'll sell you my shotgun for $1,700. It is a 10-gauge Remington that'll put some hair on your chest. Take your son hunting with it. There is nothing more manly than blowing a deer's head off and eating the raw venison from its neck. Then, after you are done manning up, you can come back and I'll sell you some football equipment for your son. I'd hate to see him blowing Caleb in an alley in Philly some day. From ************@verizon.net to Me: How about you take your shotgun and stick it up your ass and pull the trigger? Go fuck yourself.

Twitter Girls 10-26

admin — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 12:00:34 +0000

This weeks theme, strippers at work. You know you love them, here they are behind the scenes.

Stormtrooper's 9/11

admin — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:23:42 +0000

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

WTF Wednesday 10-28

admin — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 12:00:31 +0000

This week is a special treat. While searching around for something that was just plain odd we found "ederam" on YouTube. We couldn't decide which video was worse so we're posting two of our favorites. In the first, you'll be treated to this guys dog chewing on his stomach, which is, well, pretty f-ed up. In the second, erderam does a nice little sarenade to Pretty Woman, and starts to strip. Back Scratcher Pretty Woman

E-Mails From an Asshole 10-30

admin — Fri, 30 Oct 2009 12:00:33 +0000

Caught Cheating

Original ad: No strings attached - dinner wine whatever? I am a nice woman just looking for a good time. Come over and drink and we can watch a movie and see where it goes from there ;)

From Me to **********@********.org: Hey! I live in the area and am also looking for a good time with no strings attached. I am a 37 year old man who just likes having some fun. How about you come over and we watch a movie and have some wine? You down? Mike From Karen ******** to Me: Hi mike! Of course I am down for some fun ;) Do you have any pics of yourself? From Karen ******** to Me: Mike are you still there? I havent heard from you! From Me to Karen ********: STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND. From Karen ******** to Me: umm...what? From Me to Karen ********: YOU HEARD ME, YOU WHORE. THIS IS MIKE'S WIFE. HE DIDN'T TELL YOU HE WAS MARRIED, DID HE, YOU FUCKING SLUT! From Karen ******** to Me: huh I swear he didn't say anything about that! I'm sorry! I won't write again! From Me to Karen ********: Karen, It is Mike. What the hell did you say to my wife? She found out about us! She is packing her stuff and talking about a divorce. What did you do?! Mike From Karen ******** to Me: I responded to YOUR email that's it! Maybe you shouldn't let your wife check your email! Lastly there is no "us"! I wouldn't screw around with a married man! Shame on you for cheating on your wife! From Me to Karen ********: Karen, Look, I'm sorry, I should have told you about my wife. I just didn't think it was worth mentioning. Now I managed to calm my wife down. She was willing to hear my side of the story. I told her you were an old girlfriend from high school that was still obsessed with me, and I was trying to get rid of you. She believes me, but she wants to kick your ass. Would you be able to come over here and let my wife kick your ass? Don't worry, she doesn't hit that hard. Just pretend it hurts. I'll give you $20 if you can do this for me. Please help me out here! Mike From Karen ******** to Me: why would you tell her that!!!!! just be honest and accept what you did!! no I wont go over there to get beat up are you out of your mind???? From Me to Karen ********: Please Karen! If she divorces me, I am screwed. I made the mistake of not signing a prenuptial agreement when we got married, and now she is talking about taking everything! She even wants to take my Plasma TV! That TV is my world. It is like a son to me. Please don't let her do this. Just come over and let her kick your ass. Do it for me, Karen. Mike From Karen ******** to Me: I'm sorry but this is not my fault at all. I can't help you. From Me to Karen ********: Fuck. Well are you still down for a good time with dinner and a movie? From Karen ******** to Me: absolutely not. From Me to Karen ********: So you ruin my life, and now you won't even go out on a date with me? Thanks a lot, Karen. Next time why don't you add "WILL RUIN YOUR LIFE" next to your personal ad?

Twitter Girls 11-2

admin — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 12:00:40 +0000

This weeks theme, g-strings!

WTF Wednesday 11-4

admin — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 12:00:31 +0000

This week we change direction a little bit and offer this video made up entirely of animation. It appears to be a mix of GIFs with some other animation that looks influenced by Monty Python.
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Fallen Princesses

admin — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:26:22 +0000

These works by photographer Dina Goldstein place Fairy Tale characters in modern day scenarios. In all of the images the Princess is placed in an environment that articulates her conflict. The '...happily ever after' is replaced with a realistic outcome and addresses current issues. "The project was inspired by my observation of three-year-old girls, who were developing an interest in Disney's Fairy tales. As a new mother I have been able to get a close up look at the phenomenon of young girls fascinated with Princesses and their desire to dress up like them. The Disney versions almost always have sad beginning, with an overbearing female villain, and the end is predictably a happy one. The Prince usually saves the day and makes the victimized young beauty into a Princess." "As a young girl, growing up abroad, I was not exposed to Fairy tales. These new discoveries lead to my fascination with the origins of Fairy tales. I explored the original brothers Grimm's stories and found that they have very dark and sometimes gruesome aspects, many of which were changed by Disney. I began to imagine Disney's perfect Princesses juxtaposed with real issues that were affecting women around me, such as illness, addiction and self-image issues." More amazing photographs can be found at Dina's website.

E-mails From An Asshole 11-6

admin — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 12:00:55 +0000

Minesweeper

Original ad: Need your lawn mowed? I own a Ride-on mower and offer professional mowing for an affordable price. Price is generally $30 per hour based on services. I offer discounts for larger plots of land. E-mail or call me to discuss. ***************@gmail.com (302)-***-****

From Me to ***************@gmail.com: Hey, My yard is 5 acres and I would like to work out some kind of regular mowing schedule. How much will you charge for five acres? Do you come weekly? Please let me know. Thanks, Mike From Rob ***** to Me: Hey Mike. Where do you live? Yes, I come weekly. I charge by the hour, but a rough estimate would be around $45 depending on if you want me to do trimming as well. From Me to Rob *****: Sounds good Rob. I'm located off of Naaman's road, near the 202 intersection. I would like you to trim around my sidewalk and patio, so I guess you should factor that into the price. I just need you to sign a waiver before you mow my lawn for the first time. Let me know when you would be able to do this. Thanks, Mike From Rob ***** to Me: Why do you need me to sign a waiver? From Me to Rob *****: The last couple of dumbass landscapers I had working for me sued me for injuries that were their own fault. I am just covering my ass so I don't have to deal with these damn settlements anymore. As long as you use common sense, the waiver won't even have to come into play. From Rob ***** to Me: Forgive me for asking but how were they injured? I find it peculiar that you have been sued by landscapers. From Me to Rob *****: Well, let me just say that I inherited this property from my grandfather when he passed away. He was a war veteran and a little bit eccentric when it came to guns. Long story short, he buried a bunch of land mines in his backyard. I had no idea until the first idiot mowing my lawn ran over one and it exploded. He lost his right leg and then sued me like a little whining baby, claiming it was my fault. The waiver pretty much says you won't sue me if you hurt yourself by detonating a mine. From Rob ***** to Me: Why would anyone in their right mind agree to that? He had every right to sue you. There is no reason for land mines in Delaware. From Me to Rob *****: Like I said, just use common sense and don't run over the mines. They are Valmara 69 mines, so you can see a bunch of little prongs poking out of the ground. Just drive your lawn mower around any if you see them. There might not even be any left. Some could even be duds - these are very old mines. Just forget about the mines and sign the waiver. I don't work on Wednesday, we can meet then to sign the papers. From Rob ***** to Me: I will never agree to this. Not in a million years. I don't know who you should call but it is definitely not a landscaper. From Me to Rob *****: You said you had a ride-on mower, right? These are anti-personnel mines, not anti-tank mines. Meaning your mower can probably withstand the blast. The mines weren't made to disable enemy German lawnmowers. The jackass that blew his leg off was using a self-propelled mower. How about this: you can just sign the waiver for personal injury. I'll cover the cost of repairs if the mine ends up damaging your mower. From Rob ***** to Me: I value my life, so no thanks. If you ask me, I think you are the jackass for expecting anyone to mow your lawn given the circumstances. From Me to Rob *****: Apparently they just don't make landscapers like they used to anymore. I remember when landscaping was a real man's job, and there was no lawn that couldn't be mowed. Now everyone is such a little bitch about everything. "Waaaahhh! I dont want my wittle wawn mower to bwow up!" Would you sue me if a bee stung you while you were mowing my lawn, or if you got mauled by fire ants? Do I have to go to court if you forget to wear a jacket and catch a cold while mowing my lawn? C'mon man, suck it up and do your job. From Rob ***** to Me: Dear Mike, Fuck you. Rob

Twitter Girls 11-9

admin — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 12:00:01 +0000

This weeks theme, gratuitous clevege

Toys That Made You Gay

admin — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 12:00:42 +0000

If you had these as a kid, then you're probably still upset about the Prop 8 thing in California.

WTF Wednesday 11-11

admin — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 12:00:48 +0000

This week is a potty training video called Let's Learn to Poop. From Japan of course

The Toilet Rap

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E-Mails From An Asshole 11-13

admin — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 12:00:15 +0000

Apologetic Nationals Fan

Original ad: I am trying to get 2 tickets to the Nationals vs. Red Sox on Thursday, June 25th. I'm willing to pay up to $40.

From Mike Partlow to **********@**********.org Hello, I do not have tickets to the Nationals, but I do have a video tape of my 7-year-old's little league team game last week. He plays for the Arby's Allstars, and they beat the Smith Hardware Little Leaguers. I am sure it will be way more entertaining than watching the Nationals get their ass whooped for the 49th time this season. From austin ******* to Me Fuck yourself, asshole. From Mike Partlow to austin ******* Austin, my 7-year-old son was on the computer and he read your very offensive e-mail. Now he is going around telling everyone to "fuck themselves." Me and my wife tried to raise him to be a kid who doesn't curse, but thanks to your profanity, he thinks it is okay. I demand an apology from you. From austin ******* to Me You want my apology? Go fuck yourself. From Mike Partlow to austin ******* I did have the tickets; I was just messing around with you. They were good seats - 10 rows back from third base. I was going to sell them both for $30. I would rather burn them, however, if you don't apologize. If you do apologize, the tickets will be yours. From Mike Partlow to austin ******* I'm waiting... From austin ******* to Me I'm sorry about your kid. From Mike Partlow to austin ******* Hah, what a sucker. I made you look like little bitch in front of my 7-year-old son. I don't actually have any tickets. Thanks for helping me teach my son a lesson about how not to keep your dignity. Mike

Twitter Girls 11-16

admin — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 12:00:01 +0000

Since it seems to be so popular, for this weeks theme we're bringing back the mirror shot:

10 years of viral videos recreated for TV commercial

admin — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 12:00:16 +0000

Swedish Internet Service Provider ComHem is currently running a TV commercial commemorating their 10 years of providing broadband services. The fictional characters Judit & Judit, two customer service employees, set out to recreate some memorable internet classics. The version aired on Swedish television does not include the barfing game show hostess.

Roomba Photography

admin — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:00:54 +0000

WTF Wednesday 11-18

admin — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 12:44:10 +0000

Video of docs removing a moth from some lady's nose. Not that weird, but the choice for background music makes it much more entertaining.

Carmen Electra's Leaked Lesbian Make Out Tape

admin — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 21:37:37 +0000

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E-Mails From An Asshole 11-20

admin — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 12:49:05 +0000

Racist Microwave Buyer Original ad:

WANTED - Microwave I am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLY

From Me to *********@************.org: I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for $30. I am aware that your ad said whites only, but I am an African American. I sincerly hope that this won't be a problem for you, and we can put race issues aside and just do business. Thank you, Jamal From Amy ****** to Me: I am so sorry that you misread my ad. I meant the microwave should be white, because it would match my kitchen. Amy From Me to Amy ******: Oh, so because I am black, you think that I can't read? It really is amazing that the world we live in is still so racist. I'm sorry, but your insults have left me feeling sick. I don't think I can sell my microwave to a bigot. Sincerely offended, Jamal From Amy ****** to Me: I wasn't suggesting that you couldn't read. I'm not racist. If you read my whole email you would see that the ad was looking for a white microwave, not a white person. I changed the ad to avoid any confusion. Amy From Me to Amy ******: So now you think that because I am black, I am too lazy to read your whole e-mails. Your racism is overwhelming. You will never get my microwave from me. I will, however, sell you a burning cross for your next klan meeting. Does $20 for the cross sound fair? From Amy ****** to Me: I can't write anything without you being offended! I give up! From Me to Amy ******: So you don't want the microwave? From Amy ****** to Me: Will you still sell it to me? From Me to Amy ******: I would never sell anything to a racist. From Amy ****** to Me: Ugh I'm done with you.

Twitter Girls 11-23

admin — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:34:07 +0000

This weeks theme, the downward self portrait.

WTF Wednesday 11-25

admin — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 12:00:53 +0000

Watch in horror this genetic mutation of humanity. FEAR HIM. He has the mark of The Beast (earring and douchebag barb wire tats). Run to your personal House of Worship and pray to your God that he is not allowed to breed. If this is our future, it is indeed The End of Times. Oh, and btw, stick with it until at least 00:53, or you'll miss the dancing. LMAO!

E-Mails From An Asshole 11-27

admin — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 12:00:32 +0000

Horse Farm

Original ad: I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!

From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org Hey, I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested. Mike From Stephanie ******* to Me Hi Mike! I am interested in your job! I love animals and used to ride horses so a farm would be great! what kind of work would I be doing, and where is your farm located? it needs to be close to ******** so my parents can drop me off and pick meup From Mike Anderson to Stephanie ********* Stephanie, It is very close to **********. I'm glad to hear you are familiar with horses, because you will be primarily working with horses. My farm gets all the old horses that other farms don't need anymore, and they are starting to take up a lot of room in my stable, which I want to turn into a garage for my new truck. Therefore, the horses need to go. As my assistant, you will be in charge of killing the horses and dumping them in the lake behind my farm. I used to have a captive bolt pistol (cattle gun) that I used to put them down, but it broke when I tried to use it to tap a keg. You'll probably have to use my 12-gauge shotgun to put them down. Sometimes they don't die right away when you shoot them, and will start freaking out. You just have to stay calm and keep shooting. Don't worry, I'll show you how to use the shotgun if you aren't familiar with one. You then need to use my chainsaw to cut the horses into smaller parts that you can carry down to the lake. It can get a little messy, so I suggest wearing some clothes that you don't care about, or some clothes that the horse blood would compliment. The lake isn't mine, it is my neighbor's. He gets kind of angry when he sees me dumping dead horses in his lake, so you have to make sure he isn't around when you do it. I have some cinderblocks you can use to weigh the horses down so he won't see them. I have a lot of horses, and each horse takes about an hour and a half to dispose of, so you should have plenty of work. The job will pay $15 an hour. When can you start? Mike From Stephanie ******* to Me omg that is HORRIBLE! That is truely awful and sick!! Why cant you just give the poor horses away? sorry but I am not helping you slaughter horses!!! From Mike Anderson to Stephanie ********* Stephanie, I'm sorry if you are a bit surprised, but this is how farms work. You can't give away old horses, you have to kill them. I thought about it, and if you don't want to use the chainsaw to cut up the horses, you can just use my truck to drag them down to the lake. Do you have your license or permit? If not, this could be good driving practice for you. You don't want to pass up on this great job opportunity. Mike From Stephanie ******* to Me No that is not how farms work you are just SICK! I am NOT interested From Mike Anderson to Stephanie ********* Stephanie you are going to regret this some day when you try to get a real job. I think this would look great on your resume.

Twitter Girls 11-30

admin — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:00:54 +0000

This weeks theme, hanging by the pool:

WTF Wednesday 12-3

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E-Mails From An Asshole 12-4

admin — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 12:57:00 +0000

Barely Legal Little League

Original ad: We are a little league team looking for a sponsor for the upcoming season. Email if you are interested in helping out. Thanks!

From Me to ********@***********.org Good afternoon, I came across your ad looking for a sponsor for your little league team. I am interested if you still need one. Let me know, and we can discuss the details. Thanks, Mike From Joe ********* to Me: Hey Mike, My name is Joe. I have been the coach of this team and greatly appreciate the offer. We still do need a sponsor and I would like to hear what you have to offer. The league will not start up again until mid-April so we will have some time. Let me know what you were thinking for sponsorship, you can email or call me anytime at (***)***-**** Thanks, Joe From Me to Joe *********: Joe, I am glad to hear you are still interested. I would like to have my company name on your team's uniform and fence sign. How much would it cost to do this? Mike From Joe ********* to Me: Hi Mike, The cost to fully sponsor our team would be $800. It would cover ordering the jerseys and equipment. At the end of the season you will be recognized at our ceremony and will receive a framed photo of the team and your own uniform. What is your company's name and do you have a website? Thanks, Joe From Me to Joe *********: That sounds reasonable Joe. I am the founder of an adult film company called BarelyLegalSuperSluts. We specialize in 18+ amateur pornography and I would like to get our name out there. We plan on lanuching our site around April, so I think the timing would be perfect with your league. I can forward you our logo and we will discuss designs for the uniforms. Mike From Joe ********* to Me: Mike, Do you realize this sponsorship is for a little league team? Joe From Me to Joe *********: Yes, you told me that. I think it is great that I'll be able to help kids enjoy America's greatest pastime. From Joe ********* to Me: and you honestly expect a bunch of kids to be sporting a jersey that says Barely Legal Super Sluts? From Me to Joe *********: Is it too long to fit on the jersey? We could just call them the Super Sluts for short as long as the sign on the field included the link to our website. From Joe ********* to Me: No that isn't the problem. This team is for kids and we can't have them wearing shirts that say Super Sluts on them. It is highly offensive and the league most likely wouldn't even allow it. From Me to Joe *********: How about we call them the Barely Legal Little Leaguers? I would include a free copy of our Super Sluts Slurping Loads DVD for every parent that attends the game. The DVD features over 3 hours of sluts with hilarious outtakes and alternate endings. I could even have a few of our stars come out and mud wrestle during the 7th inning stretch. I think it could pull in a lot more of an audience for your little league. From Joe ********* to Me: No! Thats even worse! Look Mike I appreciate you trying to help our team out but this is absolutely the wrong place to be advertising your porn. If you would still like to contribute you can but we cannot have your company name associated with our team. From Me to Joe *********: If this is how you treat every sponsor that wants to help your team out, you will never get any money. Sooner or later you are going to have to whore yourself out to someone, which is a valuable lesson learned in my Big Sluts: Big Loads DVD. I could give that one out to the parents instead, due to the educational value. From Joe ********* to Me: You just dont quit do you? Aint happening so go to hell!

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One Of The Greatest E-mail Conversation Ever

admin — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 20:47:38 +0000

From: Simon Edhouse Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm To: David Thorne Subject: Logo Design Hello David, I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you. Simon From: David Thorne Date: Monday 16 November 2009 3.52pm To: Simon Edhouse Subject: Re: Logo Design Dear Simon, Disregarding the fact that you have still not paid me for work I completed earlier this year despite several assertions that you would do so, I would be delighted to spend my free time creating logos and pie charts for you based on further vague promises of future possible payment. Please find attached pie chart as requested and let me know of any changes required. Regards, David. From: Simon Edhouse Date: Monday 16 November 2009 4.11pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Logo Design Is that supposed to be a fucking joke? I told you the previous projects did not go ahead. I invested a lot more time and energy in those projects than you did. If you put as much energy into the projects as you do being a dickhead you would be a lot more successful. From: David Thorne Date: Monday 16 November 2009 5.27pm To: Simon Edhouse Subject: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design Dear Simon, You are correct and I apologise. Your last project was actually both commercially viable and original. Unfortunately the part that was commercially viable was not original, and the part that was original was not commercially viable. I would no doubt find your ideas more 'cutting edge' and original if I had traveled forward in time from the 1950's but as it stands, your ideas for technology based projects that have already been put into application by other people several years before you thought of them fail to generate the enthusiasm they possibly deserve. Having said that though, if I had traveled forward in time, my time machine would probably put your peer to peer networking technology to shame as not only would it have commercial viability, but also an awesome logo and accompanying pie charts. Regardless, I have, as requested, attached a logo that represents not only the peer to peer networking project you are currently working on, but working with you in general. Regards, David. From: Simon Edhouse Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 11.07am To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design You just crossed the line. You have no idea about the potential this project has. The technology allows users to network peer to peer, add contacts, share information and is potentially worth many millions of dollars and your short sightedness just cost you any chance of being involved. From: David Thorne Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 1.36pm To: Simon Edhouse Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design Dear Simon, So you have invented Twitter. Congratulations. This is where that time machine would definitely have come in quite handy. When I was about twelve, I read that time slows down when approaching the speed of light so I constructed a time machine by securing my father's portable generator to the back of my mini-bike with rope and attaching the drive belt to the back wheel. Unfortunately, instead of traveling through time and finding myself in the future, I traveled about fifty metres along the footpath at 200mph before finding myself in a bush. When asked by the nurse filling out the hospital accident report "Cause of accident?" I stated 'time travel attempt' but she wrote down 'stupidity'. If I did have a working time machine, the first thing I would do is go back four days and tell myself to read the warning on the hair removal cream packaging where it recommends not using on sensitive areas. I would then travel several months back to warn myself against agreeing to do copious amounts of design work for an old man wielding the business plan equivalent of a retarded child poking itself in the eye with a spoon, before finally traveling back to 1982 and explaining to myself the long term photographic repercussions of going to the hairdresser and asking for a haircut exactly like Simon LeBon's the day before a large family gathering. Regards, David. From: Simon Edhouse Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 3.29pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design You really are a fucking idiot and have no idea what you are talking about. The project I am working on will be more successful than twitter within a year. When I sell the project for 40 million dollars I will ignore any emails from you begging to be a part of it and will send you a postcard from my yaght. Ciao. From: David Thorne Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 3.58pm To: Simon Edhouse Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design From: Simon Edhouse Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 4.10pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design Anyone else would be able to see the opportunity I am presenting but not you. You have to be a fucking smart arse about it. All I was asking for was a logo and a few pie charts which would have taken you a few fucking hours. From: David Thorne Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 4.25pm To: Simon Edhouse Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design Dear Simon Actually, you were asking me to design a logotype which would have taken me a few hours and fifteen years experience. For free. With pie charts. Usually when people don't ask me to design them a logo, pie charts or website, I, in return, do not ask them to paint my apartment, drive me to the airport, represent me in court or whatever it is they do for a living. Unfortunately though, as your business model consists entirely of "Facebook is cool, I am going to make a website just like that", this non exchange of free services has no foundation as you offer nothing of which I wont ask for. Regards, David. From: Simon Edhouse Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 4.43pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design What the fuck is your point? Are you going to do the logo and charts for me or not? From: David Thorne Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 5.02pm To: Simon Edhouse Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design From: Simon Edhouse Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 5.13pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design Do not ever email me again. From: David Thorne Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 5.19pm To: Simon Edhouse Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design Ok. Good luck with your project. If you need anything let me know. Regards, David. From: Simon Edhouse Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 5.27pm To: David Thorne Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design Get fucked.

Twitter Girls 12-7

admin — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 13:14:11 +0000

This weeks theme, scenes from the bedroom:

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Awesome Wax Ads

admin — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 15:56:01 +0000

This latest case of Photoshop animal abuse is brought to you by Queen Bee Waxing of Culver City, California. Personally we think they should have gone for a Brazillian on the beaver but that's just us. Do they really need to wax a cock though? Generally the bean bag needs a touch up but the cock itself shouldn't need a waxing.

WTF Wednesday 12-9

admin — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 12:29:10 +0000

Someone likes bagels just a little too much. [flv:2009/12/bagel.flv 500 380]

Hot Twitter Chick Music Video

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E-Mails From An Asshole 12-11

admin — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 12:00:44 +0000

Christmas Dinner

Original ad: we need profesional catering for our christmas day dinner party. must have experence catering. SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY

From Me to ************@*********.org: Hello, I am writing in response to your ad looking for a caterer for your Christmas dinner party. I am a freelance chef with a lot of catering experience. I was the top chef at the world renowned Restauran de Bon Foodeux for over five years. If you are still looking for a caterer, let me know. Thanks, Michael From Brian ******* to Me: michael thank you for responding. what are your rates? we are expeting about twenty people at are dinner party so will need enough food for all of them. can you supply the food and we reembirse you? also do you have a menu of mealss you cook for us to choose from? From Me to Brian *******: Brian, Supplying the food will not be a problem. I have a wide variety of exquisite dishes for you to choose from, which I will list below. My rates are per person and it depends on the meal, but generally ranges from $20-$40 per person. Here are the meals I typically offer: La Nouille du Triomphe A meal of pure bliss and flavor - a delicious plate of ramen noodles boiled in the purest of water. Noodles can be flavored with either chicken or beef seasoning. Le Repas du Fromage Délicieux A mouthwatering bowl of easy mac cooked to perfection in a microwave. Served with a side of peanut M&Ms. Le Repas de la Faim de Grande Personne A delectably and savory microwaved TV dinner. The dish comes with two pieces of fried chicken, mashed potatoes, freshly grown vegetables and a satisfying brownie that is heated to absolute perfection. Le Sandwich Rouge A truly phenominal sandwich consisting of ketchup spread over a carefully microwaved piece of bread, and then topped with another piece of bread. Comes with a side of mayonnaise for dipping. Dessert Le Plat du Lait et de la Céréale A satisfying end to your meal, this dessert consists of a bowl of fruit loops served with either skim or 2% milk. Milk can be substituted with water for those on a diet. La Pâtisserie Bourrée Individually wrapped twinkies that have been microwaved to sheer delight. Let me know which meals you are interested in, and I can give you a quote on how much everything will cost. Thank you, Michael From Brian ******* to Me: what the fuck you actully cater that shit to people ? yea im gonna serve easy mac and twinkies for christmas dinner are you fuckin kidding me. my son in college could make that shit! From Me to Brian *******: Brian, The twinkes aren't for everyone. I understand if you are on a diet, but for me, nothing celebrates the birth of Jesus like a twinkie and some good easy mac. If you aren't interested in that meal, would you consider any of my other options? My personal favorite is Le Sandwich Rouge. That is also very affordable. For twenty people, it would probably cost you about $400. Michael From Brian ******* to Me: cut the bullshit fancy french names and call it a goddamn gross ass ketchup sanwich From Me to Brian *******: Brian, I am personally offended that you are insulting my masterpiece meals. These are perfected family recipes that have been passed down for generations of chefs in my family. Cooking is my art, and for you to insult me without even trying my work is just plain rude. Michael

Twitter Girls 12-14

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This weeks theme, mirror shots. This seems to be a pretty popular shot so you'll see this theme again soon:

The Bare Essentials with Air New Zealand

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Air New Zealand is getting down to the bare essentials with a new in-flight safety video that features flight attendants wearing just body paint. It's aimed at making passengers pay attention to the often-overlooked airline safety videos shown at the start of each flight. (Which we're sure will work. If only they would adopt this on SAS or Nordic Airways.) "We wanted to find a way to deliver these important pre-flight messages to our domestic travelers in a way that was genuine, engaging and fun," said Air New Zealand marketing manager Steve Bayliss. [flv:2009/12/BE-AirNZ.flv 500 318] The safety video was launched Monday on Air New Zealand's Boeing 737 domestic flights (and could expand to other routes). It follows the airline's "Nothing to Hide" ad campaign, which featured pilots, cabin crew and even airline CEO Roy Fyfe wearing just body paint in TV ads this spring to promote the airline's no-hidden-fees domestic fares. In the safety video, shown to passengers aboard the plane before takeoff, male and female flight attendants and a first officer cheerfully give the safety instructions — where to stow baggage, turn off cellphones, how to use seat belts and life jackets — clad in body paint that mimics their airline uniforms. Unlike Seattle's body-painted naked bicyclists, who flamboyantly bare all in the city's annual Fremont Solstice Parade, the airline staff are strategically photographed so what's revealed is family-friendly. Careful camera angles keep breasts and genitals hidden behind seat backs, life jackets or strategically-crossed legs. But the artful paint jobs, and the possibility of seeing more of the cheerful, fit flight attendants, likely will keep passengers watching this safety video. Here is the bloopers real to go with it: [flv:2009/12/BE-AirNZ-Bloopers.flv 500 318]

MythBusters For Modern Warfare 2

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WTF Wednesday 12-16

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Random Thoughts Thursday

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E-Mails From An Asshole 12-18

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Vegan Housemate

Original ad: Hey there! My roommate and I are looking for another housemate. We live in a large apartment in Upper Darby. There are two bedrooms and a spacious living area. The rent is $250 a month, which includes cable, internet, electric, and water. My roommate and I are both vegans and will only live with another vegan. IF YOU AREN'T A VEGAN, YOU NEED NOT APPLY. We are looking for someone who will help with the cooking, in addition to the rent. If you are a vegan and want to live with two vegans who respect your personal space, please e-mail us. Include some information about yourself, including your source of income.

From Me to ***********@***********.org: Hey, I saw your ad, and I can't tell you how happy I was to see that there are fellow vegans looking for a roommate. It is so hard to find someone to live with who respects my way of life. Are you guys still looking for someone to live with? Mike From Joanna ******** to Me: Yes, we still are seeking a third housemate. Can you tell us about yourself? From Me to Joanna ********: Well, I am a 24 year old male, and I am currently make a living by being employed. It pays well. Now, as I said earlier, I am a hardcore vegan. I totally respect your lifestyle, but I will occasionally eat a veal burger, maybe two or three times a week. I hope that isn't a big deal. If it is, I can eat it outside, but I will still need to cook it in the kitchen. But besides that, I am easy to get along with. I love watching TV. I hope you guys like CSPAN and late night HBO as much as I do. I also love music, and think I will be a great addition to your apartment. Mike From Joanna ******** to Me: You're not a vegan if you eat veal. Seriously, veal? That is perhaps the single worst thing a vegan can eat. Calves that are raised to become veal are ripped from their mothers at birth so they get anemia. Then they are starved of milk, food, and exercise. They often are put in crates so they cannot move at all; they just stand and suffer until their ultimate death. Veal goes against everything veganism stands for. How you even consider calling yourself a vegan astounds me. From Me to Joanna ********: Well thanks for the veal history lesson. My ex used to bitch to me about veal all the time, so I know all about it. Frankly, I think that is why I enjoy veal. Knowing that the calf suffered so much to make himself that much more tender and delicious for me makes it worth every bite. If I didn't eat veal, it would probably expire and be thrown away. Then, the calf would have died in vein. You wouldn't want that, would you. Seriously, veal isn't that bad. They give the calf a nice safe home to live in. Would you rather they just let the calf just be let loose out in the wild? Then, it would probably be killed by a lion or something. By supporting veal, you are supporting the safe life of cows everywhere. Seeing as how you got all uppity about the veal, I guess I should tell you that I own two shotguns and an assault rifle for hunting and will need to store them in the apartment. I didn't think it would be a big deal, but I may as well tell you everything. Don't worry though, both the shotguns are registered and the assault rifle has the serial numbers filed off of it so it doesn't have to be registered. From Joanna ******** to Me: Don't worry, you don't need to tell me anything else because you aren't going to live with us. I highly doubt there is anything about your life that even makes you close to being a vegan. You're argument sounds like something a twelve-year-old would say. You're clearly just claiming to be vegan to live in a cheap apartment. If you really think you are vegan, think again. Vegans don't hunt, idiot. From Me to Joanna ********: C'mon, it isn't like I'm eating the animals after I kill them. I just kill them because I hate deer. I can't tell you how many times I've stepped in deer shit - they shit everywhere. They are worse than old people. One time my little brother ate some deer shit because he thought it was beans. We had to take him to the hospital to get him tested for Lyme disease. I'm just killing deer to make Pennsylvania a better, safer place for children. I'm not eating them, so relax. I still don't eat chicken or burgers or any of that shit. You are really picky about the vegans that you want to live with. So when is the lease for your place up? I'm looking for a place to live for about five or six months, and the sooner I can move in, the better. From Joanna ******** to Me: YOU'RE NOT A VEGAN! From Joanna ******** to Me: Not eating certain kinds of meat doesn't make you a vegan. Veganism is a lifestyle which prohibits using any kind of animal product, be it food, clothes, or anything else. Hunting is absolutely unacceptable and your reasons for hunting are ridiculous. You won't be living at my apartment so give it up. From Me to Joanna ********: Wow, I never thought I would find someone as pretentious as Bono, but you take the cake. Next time I bite into a savory beef brisket, I'll think of you.

A Tribute To Brittany Murphy

admin — Sun, 20 Dec 2009 12:00:38 +0000

In case you didn't know, Brittany Murphy died yesterday of cardiac arrest. Story We found it only fitting to post a tribute to this young actress.

The Muppets: Ringing of the Bells

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Twitter Girls 12-21

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This weeks theme, Christmas Clevage

Holiday Hotties

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Christmas Motivationals 12-21

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Christmas Motivationals 12-21 Part 2

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The Night Santa Went Crazy

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By Weird Al, one of the best holiday songs ever

Christmas Motivationals 12-22

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Holiday Hotties 12-22

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Do you know how hard it is to find a pic of Hanukkah girls?

Christmas Motivationals 12-22 Part 2

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WTF WEdnesday 12-23

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In the spirit of Christams we present to you "I Wish It Could Be Christmas Everyday" by Wizzard. This is a good song with just an utterly creepy video. The lead singer looks like Gandalf on a long bender. Yes, the 70s were in fact a weird time. Sadly, the kids end up doing a better job of lip synching than the band. [flv:2009/12/wizzard.flv 500 380]

Christmas Motivationals 12-23

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Christmas Motivationals 12-23 Part 2

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Christmas Motivationals 12-24

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Christmas Light Hero

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This video has been making the rounds for a couple of weeks so we found it only fitting to add it to our festivities.

Holiday Hotties 12-24

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Christmas Motivationals 12-24 Part 2

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Christmas Motivationals 12-25

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Best Traffic Accidents of 2009

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Twitter Girls 12-28

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This weeks theme, G-Strings

The Most Disappointing Movies of The Decade

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Everyone had that experience as a child when you heard Mom or Dad were getting ice cream at the store and they came home with Rum Raisin or Wintergreen Ice Milk. The disappointment we felt then was not unlike the disappointment we felt over the last ten years after watching anything M. Night Shyamalan did post-Signs. We thought we were getting a big honking scoop of Chocolate Chip and instead we got Rum Raisin. The movies weren’t always bad, they just didn’t live up to the expectations we attached to them. We mourn them as missed opportunities, or curse them for taking our money and giving us less than we wanted or deserved in return. Remember the bad times. These were the most disappointing movies of the past decade. Indiana Jones and Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008) This is sort of a cheat, because George Lucas' involvement was, or should have been, a tip off that this wasn't going to be so great. He gave us three terrible Star Wars movies and is saved from the list only by the fact that the first one was released in 1999 and after that, no one expected his movies to be good. But we can't blame it all on George. Director Steven Spielberg had a hand in things like the sword fight on the moving jeeps and agreed that the whole alien encounter was just swell. Harrison Ford still had enough in him to make this work with the right script and plot, but that wasn't provided and we watched the thing and came out shrugging our shoulders and saying “I dunno, B- I guess, maybe a C+….what was with that stupid alien stuff?” Elizabethtown (2005) There was a point in late 2000 when I would have paid $8 to watch a movie of Cameron Crowe filming his left shoe while talking about cricket. I loved everything he'd ever done and he was my favorite working filmmaker. Then he misfired with Vanilla Sky and I excused it with a casual “well, he tried for something unique and failed, big deal.” There was no way he could screw up his bread-and-butter romance right? Wrong. I don't know how he screwed up Elizabethtown, but he did. I don't know if it was the annoying Southern family, the lack of chemistry between Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst, or that stupid tap dancing crap. Maybe it was a never-ending ending that included a ridiculous narrated cross country drive. Sorry Crowe, but you're going to have win me back when (and if) you get behind the camera again. Ocean's 12 (2004) Watching the first Danny Ocean movie, you got the sense that this group of characters could make a hundred entertaining barely-distinguishable-from-each-other movies. Instead, the next film almost killed the franchise. A really confusing plot, reliance on slapsticky stunts, a villain that no one disliked very much, and lack of participation by a few of the gang was only the beginning of Ocean 12's problems. I don't think it's any coincidence that Julia Roberts and Catherine Zeta-Jones are missing from Ocean's 13. Simply putting George Clooney and Brad Pitt in nice suits and stealing something is just not enough. Fortunately, they seem to be back on track, but let's keep things in Vegas, fellas. How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000) It's amazing to watch the 1966 cartoon version of this Dr. Seuss Christmas classic. A lot of it's padding done with songs and some wordless scenes to use only the words from the book and still fill up a television show, but it works. Unfortunately, Ron Howard and Jim Carrey padded this out even more and ended up making a boring mess. Ohhhh, the Grinch was picked on as a child… that's sad… who CARES. Not me, or anyone else. Does anyone watch this any more around Christmas? No, they pull out the TV show or read the book or get drunk on mulled wine, anything to avoid watching these Who's down in Who-ville and their expanded story. This is a better movie than Cat in the Hat, but we never expected that would be good after seeing this. For the love of the Sneeches on the Beaches, Mrs. Dr. Seuss, stop wringing every last dollar out of your dead husband's talent and don't sell any more of his stories to Hollywood. For Your Consideration (2006) I know you're probably wondering how a movie you never heard of could be one of the biggest disappointments of the decade, but that's why you need lists like this to help you broaden your horizon. Christopher Guest's holy trinity of “mockumentaries,” Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, and A Mighty Wind, had his 138 hardcore fans (including me) eagerly awaiting this take on the Academy Award season. While there were more laughs than you would typically get in a Hollywood comedy, the whole thing was rather blah. Not a mockumentary, which in itself was disappointing. Either the Hollywood insider satire was so inside that you just didn't get it, or it wasn't that sharp. If Guest picks up the fake documentary camera again, I'm still with him, but this one had fans scratching their heads. Year One (2009) This attempted to be History of the World Part II, I guess. Instead it was History of the Piece of Crap Movies, Part I. That line is just not funny. Of course, that means it would fit right in with this abomination from Harold Ramis, Jack Black, and Michael Cera. No real plot, as it were, which is ok if you're going to be hilarious, but no hilarity either. Just Cera and Black meandering around “early times” (both Biblical and non) and doing unfunny things. This movie was considered bad even by those who love lame barely funny comedies by Will Ferrell and Adam Sandler. I think every sentence in this listing has some variation of “not funny” in it. Get the point? This comedy looked like it was going to be great and, well, wasn't. Gangs of New York (2002) Heading in, this Gangs of New York looked like Godfellas in the 1800's. Rather than gangsters in silk suits with handguns, we got gangsters in top hats with meat cleavers. Although epic in length, Martin Scorcsese did not create another gangster epic. He seemed to be going for something more, but it was hard to tell what. Certainly Bill “The Butcher” was a great character, but there was too much attempt at showing the “real” New York in the 1860's and not enough at making an interesting and engaging film. Despite having the hottest actor on the planet, the film lacked the energy Scorcsese brings to his other “gangs” pictures. This one lolled around and all at once you say things like “hey, wasn't Cameron Diaz in this movie?” Funny People (2009) Raise your hand if you thought this was going to be hilarious. There was no way Judd Apatow, Seth Rogen, and Jonah Hill couldn't be funny, right? Not so fast, it is as possible as Tiger Woods hitting on a pancake house waitress (boom! That's topical, right?). Didn't anyone think to say any of the following to Apatow during filming: “hey, Judd, you realize the whole second half of this movie is unfunny and sucks ass, right?” or “Judd, buddy, your real-life kids are cute and everything, but these scenes with them and Sandler or Rogen don't add anything to the story and are boring as hell for everyone not related to them” or “Judd, why do you bother giving Rogen a love interest and then do nothing with her for most of the movie.” Apparently, no one did, so we got half a good movie (not even a great movie) and half a piece of shit. I do wish someone would develop a pilot for “Yo, Teach” though. The Rule Of 3 Sometimes two good, or even great, films don't guarantee the third won't be a huge let down. This is also known as “The Godfather Factor.” We saw a lot of it this decade, mostly in 2007. For some reason, that was the year to walk into a movie with a “3” in the title and walk out pissed that you'd just flushed $10 down the toilet. Spider-Man 3, Shrek the Third and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End all made a mint in 2007 and each was a colossal disappointment. It was if the filmmakers behind them felt that we'd show up for any old thing they put their brand name on. They were right. We're idiots some time. It all really started with the third X-Men in 2006, but maybe we should have seen that one coming. After all it was directed by Brett Ratner. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) While most franchises usually wait until their third installment to ruin the goodwill of their fans, Michael Bay came out swinging by delivering a Transformers sequel which exceeded even the lowest expectations. He did it by throwing out everything everyone loved about the first one and instead focusing his movie on all the things everyone hated most. Gone was the more intimate, relatable story of a boy and his car we got in the first film. In its place was the story of a colossal douche bag and his racist robot pals. Even Megan Fox running in slow motion, over and over and over again, couldn't save this farcical travesty. Sure a lot of stuff blew up, but who knows what any of that stuff was let alone if there was any reason to care. Given the money and freedom to do literally anything he wanted, it turns out what Michael Bay wanted was robot testicles and not necessarily a happy audience. M. Night Shyamalan At some point during the last decade, M. Night disappointed just about everyone. For most, it was the The Village, which had an interesting twist but wasn't able to create an interesting story to go along with it. If you made it through that one without lowering your expectations, the next movie Lady in the Water probably sealed the deal for you. I mean, we get that M. Night is Jesus and film critics deserve to be killed by otherworldly beasts, but this movie sucked. Worse it wasted Paul Giamatti and that's a crime in itself. By the time The Happening rolled around, M. Night didn't have any fans left to disappoint, but he went ahead and disappointed them anyway. Here's hoping the next decade is kinder to anyone who would still go to a movie with his name on it. The Love Guru (2008) The signs were there during Austin Powers in Goldmember, we there were hints that Mike Myers had finally run out of funny. Still it was fun to hope that maybe creating a new batch of characters would rejuvenate the Will Ferrell of the 1990s. Instead, it made him worse. This is a movie which contains a ten minute scene in which Myers makes jokes about how much walnuts look like testicles. Even he can't think that's funny, can he? The Love Guru wasn't just a step backwards for Myers, it was the kind of movie that ends careers and makes you rethink how much you enjoyed everything else ever done by the guy who made it. Were we wrong to like Wayne Campbell? Was Austin Powers dumber than we remembered? Is So I Married an Axe Murderer really the forgotten gem we all thought it was? One thing's for certain: The Love Guru sucked and now so does Mike Myers. Southland Tales (2006) Donnie Darko is easily one of the best movies of the past decade so it makes sense that we'd expect a lot from the next movie by its creator Richard Kelly. That movie was Southland Tales and after seeing it, we'll never expect anything from him again. We had suspicions after Kelly released a revamped Donnie Darko directors cut which ruined his masterpiece and seemed to have no idea why people liked it in the first place. Southland Tales confirmed it: Donnie Darko was a wonderful, happy accident and its director has no fucking idea what he's doing. Southland Tales is an inexplicable mess, a muddled disaster of epic proportions. The plot is impossible to explain because, I'm still not really sure one even exists. The film drones on about special destinies and follows people around having delusions. Even on paper the cast doesn't make any sense. Justin Timberlake, The Rock, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Mandy Moore, Bai Ling, Jon Lovitz, John Larroquette, and Kevin Smith? Southland Tales is as self-important as it is clueless and it marked the end of our fascination with the man who made Donnie Darko. The Matrix Sequels In 1999 The Matrix was more than just a great movie, for a time it changed everything about the way movies were done, spawning an endless series of copycats and launching its directors the Wachowskis into near mythic status. That’s a lot to live up to but even making allowances for unreasonable expectations, the franchise's subsequent sequels can’t be regarded as anything other than a huge disappointment. The second film, The Matrix Reloaded, while less thoughtful than the first film, was at least a lot of fun. So we hoped that by the third movie, the Wachowskis would really get back into form and bring this thing home with a bang. Instead we got The Matrix Revolutions, a movie which inexplicably abandons most of its main characters to focus on ridiculous battles against machines which we don’t care about, and replaces interesting story with lots and lots of CG. The Matrix trilogy should have been the new Hollywood gold standard, instead it’s one good movie and two movies we’re all doing our best to forget.

Ever wondered what happens when you press that big, red button on the gas pump?

admin — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 16:37:41 +0000

You and I both know that every time you're filling up your car, you see that big, red "Emergency" button on the gas pump and think to yourself, "I wonder what would happen if..." Well, thanks to the video below, you'll never have to wonder again. In this funny clip, one very curious, very dumb young man decides to hit the big, red button. Human beings like pressing buttons. If you've been in an Office Max recently, you've probably seen those big, obnoxious toy buttons that say things like "Git-R-Done!" or "That was easy!" whenever you press them. We hate those buttons. But for someone like the dude in the video below, a toy like that would make for one helluva belated Christmas present: So, now you know. That's what happens when you push the big, red button on the gas pump. We like to imagine the shock and confusion the guy on the other side of the pump must have been feeling right when those fire-extinguishing jets kicked in. And you just know that dude was probably on his way to a job interview or something.

A Bad Day At Work

admin — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 17:47:25 +0000

After watching this the first thing I could think of was the Kool-Aid Man.

WTF Wednesday 12-30

admin — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 14:01:45 +0000

A contender for Dad of the Year.

Top 10 NHL Plays of the Decade

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Naked Clown Calendar

admin — Wed, 30 Dec 2009 22:06:57 +0000

With 2010 coming for us full speed, like when daddy has been drinking too again, you're probably like us and don't yet have a calendar, or have an avbusive father. Either way, this calendar is just what you need. The Calendar started in 2008 by the Clown Conservatory at the San Francisco Circus Center and a third of all sales are donated to the National MS Society. You can get more information or order your calendar:Here

Happy New Year

admin — Thu, 31 Dec 2009 20:11:51 +0000

From the BoC staff to you, have a safe and happy New Year. We'll see you in 2010.

Toilet Bowl Parade

admin — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 03:23:12 +0000

Finally a parade we can relate to. The village of Hustisford celebrates the Toilet Bowl Parade every January 1. The event centers around the crowning of the Toilet Bowl King and Queen. The Parade features floats as well as lawn mowers, wiener dogs, and other motorized and non-motorized vehicles, many of which may have toilets on them or being pulled by them. Sometimes people actually use the toilets during the parade. The residents More.. are given rolls of toilet paper which they throw at the Parade participants as they travel down the main street.

Schedule Change

admin — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 04:38:07 +0000

With the new year comes some new features on BoC. Due to a lot of feedback from our web poll, we're moving the Twitter Girls to Tuesday and replacing it with Monday Motivational pictures. This should inspire some of you on Monday mornings. For those of you who were anxiously awaiting the Monday pics of skanks you will have to wait another day. We're sorry, but majority rules and you guys must have been too busy touching yourselves to vote. We are also getting rid of the e-mails from an asshole on Fridays. It's been fun times but we want to take a break from that for a little while. There will be more changes coming in the next couple of weeks so keep checking back with us. ~The BoC Staff

Motivational Monday 1-4

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When Women and Gas Stations Collide

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Twitter Girls 1-5

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This weeks theme, The Hand Bra

Train Bowls A Strike

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[flv:2010/01/train.flv 500 315] I gotta love the dude running into the red building at the end. Surely he had to change his underwear after that.

WTF Wednesday 1-6

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Wallpaper Wednesday 1-6

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People Who Make the Same Face In Every Picture

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*WARNING* Seziure inducing gifs

Online Gamer Tries To Play Monopoly

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Facebook Fails 1-8

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Dogs Won't Let Her Pole Dance

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A woman is trying to pole dance in her bedroom but her dogs won't leave her alone. [flv:2010/01/dog-pole.flv 500 315]

Granny Beats A Racist Bum

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"Pussy Clart" is the word of the day!

Roomba Kitty Bitch Slapping A Pit Bull

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Motivational Monday 1-11

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Jaguar Concept Bike

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This guy spends countless hours designing a motorcycle that looks like a jaguar. Ends up making a mobile beastiality display. [flv:2010/01/jag-bike.flv 500 315]

Twitter Girls 1-12

admin — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 12:00:41 +0000

Since it's been so cold lately, this weeks theme is A Day At The Beach

Slut Spill In California

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WTF Wednesday 1-13

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The Worst Swingers Dating Video Ever If you're a bi-curious woman in a committed relationship, they can help you out by convincing you to just stay home.

Wallpaper Wednesday 1-13

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The Jersey Shore Parody Song

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Jeep Girls

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Facebook Fails 1-15

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Finally A Reason To Get An iPhone

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Motivational Monday 1-18

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What Your Dog Does When You're Passed Out

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The question is, did he lick his ass before this or after?

Twitter Girls 1-19

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This weeks theme, on the bed

WTF TwitPics 1-20

admin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:21:51 +0000

A new addition to WTF Wednesday. While sifting through TwitPic images to bring you the great Twitter Girl photos, we occaionally come across things that just make us sit back and say, "WTF?" Since it seems to happen quite a bit, we decided to start saving them to share with you.

Yes, that IS what you think it is running down her leg. Looks like she needs a bigger pad.

WTF Wednesday 1-20

admin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 14:26:12 +0000

This guy is a better latin dancer than you will ever be. And he only has one freakin' leg!

Wallpaper Wednesday 1-20

admin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 16:45:17 +0000

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UK Bobsledder Splits Her Pants On Live TV

admin — Wed, 20 Jan 2010 17:10:28 +0000

Gillian Cooke from the UK bobsleigh team was getting ready for a run when this unfortunate yet hilarious accident happened. There's soooo many puns we could use for this. "Smile for the camera", "OK, gotta split", "Do you feel a draft?", and so forth. If things like this keep happening then maybe people will actually start watching the winter games. [flv:2010/01/uk.flv 600 450]

How A Web Design Goes Straight To Hell

admin — Thu, 21 Jan 2010 12:00:14 +0000

A funny story from The Oatmeal about dealing with customers while working on their website. Most freelance designers have probably suffered this before.

A Look At Our Future

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 03:38:00 +0000

If Whitney was right and "the children are our future" then we are all screwed

Dumbass Sets Himself On Fire

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 11:54:35 +0000

Fatty fail. And he forgot to stop. drop and roll.

Facebook Fails 1-22

admin — Fri, 22 Jan 2010 15:10:20 +0000

We had to edit this image to make it SFW. If you really want to see the unedited version, before you e-mail us, look in the mirror and ask yourself, "Do I need help?"

Awesome Hand Ninja

admin — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 15:52:06 +0000

Direct from the "Someone had waaaay too much time on their hands" department. An Asian woman who makes a funny ninja on her hand.

Epic Wedding Invitation

admin — Sun, 24 Jan 2010 21:39:37 +0000

Jeff and Erin wanted something different to invite their friends and family to their wedding. They managed to pull it off by producing a cheesy yet cute video invitation. The only problem, now it's gone viral. If anyone will be near Vegas on 10-10-10 you can join the hordes of wedding crashers that are sure to be at this event. [flv:2010/01/wedding.flv 600 450]

Motivational Monday 1-25

admin — Mon, 25 Jan 2010 11:50:33 +0000

Twitter Girls 1-26

admin — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:00:33 +0000

This weeks theme, downward sel-portrait

WTF Wednesday 1-27

admin — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:00:11 +0000

From France comes Star Wars the musical. [flv:2010/01/starwars.flv 600 450]

WTF TwitPics 1-27

admin — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:40:58 +0000

This weeks WTF images pulled from the TwitPic wall.

Wallpaper Wednesday 1-27

admin — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 12:44:38 +0000

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Facebook Fails 1-29

admin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 14:39:44 +0000

Pathetic Nerd Fight

admin — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 20:04:55 +0000

This video starts off a little slow. It's basically two men (who will never know the love of a woman) playing Mario Party. Around the 3 minute mark things take a turn for the worse when the scruffy nerd finds out that tubby stole his skeleton key. Then it turns into a girly slap fest. [flv:2010/01/nerd-fight.flv 600 450]

What Happens To Those Star Wars Words?

admin — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 05:09:22 +0000

You ever watch the beginning of the Star Wars episodes and wonder where that flying text goes? Neither did we, but these kids did, and decided to make a video about it. [flv:2010/01/sw.flv 600 450]

Motivational Monday 2-1

admin — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 12:46:23 +0000

The Snuggie D-Lux

admin — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 04:07:15 +0000

Can you guess what the "D" stands for? [flv:2010/02/snug.flv 600 450]

Twitter Girls 2-2

admin — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 12:00:14 +0000

This weeks theme, the iPhone. Pics like these could be a better marketing strategy for Apple.

WTF Wednesday 2-3

admin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:42:05 +0000

Crazy lady on the bus gettin' jiggy wit it [flv:2010/02/crazy.flv 600 450]

WTF TwitPics 2-3

admin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 11:45:23 +0000

This weeks WTF images pulled from the TwitPic wall.

Wallpaper Wednesday 2-3

admin — Wed, 03 Feb 2010 19:32:15 +0000

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A Classic And Funny Prank

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 12:00:09 +0000

The water stick prank: [flv:2010/02/water-stick.flv 600 450]

Kid From Back to the Future 3 Propositions Michael J Fox

admin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 22:58:12 +0000

Watching BTTF3 you can't help but notice that Doc Brown's kids are a little creepy looking and weird. But one thing that stands out in this scene is the hand motions that the youngest makes. Watch Vern as Doc is talking to Maggie. To give him the benifit of the doubt, he could be saying "mommy, after this scene I need to pee", or he could be saying "Hey Michael, wanna ride on my disco stick?". You decide. [flv:2010/02/kid.flv 600 450]

Facebook Fails 2-5

admin — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 12:00:39 +0000

Fresh Prince Strikes A Christian Public Service Show

admin — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 04:40:07 +0000

This Christian show keeps getting joke letters and prayer requests from the Fresh Prince. [flv:2010/02/fresh.flv 600 450]

saints

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:42:36 +0000

Congratulations New Orleans

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 04:44:05 +0000

The winners of Super Bowl 44 and their fans!

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admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 05:10:02 +0000

Motivational Monday 2-8

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:00:13 +0000

How To Emotionally Scar Someone At The Office

admin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 16:05:08 +0000

[flv:2010/02/lift.flv 600 450]

Twitter Girls 2-9

admin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 12:00:50 +0000

This weeks theme, the booty

Great Prank In The Fire House

admin — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:01:14 +0000

[flv:2010/02/fire.flv 600 450]

WTF TwitPics 2-10

admin — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:35:43 +0000

This weeks WTF images pulled from the TwitPic wall.

Wallpaper Wednesday 2-10

admin — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 18:07:34 +0000

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Table Dance Fail

admin — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 00:08:54 +0000

Drunk girl tries to dance on top of some tables with predictable outcome. [flv:2010/02/dance.flv 600 450]

Beaker's Ballad

admin — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:44:51 +0000

Beaker uploads his new video to the net and gets the typical forum treatment. [flv:2010/02/beaker.flv 600 450]

Awesome answers from Yahoo

admin — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 11:00:19 +0000

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Balance Test Nutshot

admin — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:03:18 +0000

Two drunk guys decide to have a balance test. But the smarter one comes up with an idea to win: [flv:2010/02/nuts.flv 600 450]

Facebook Fails 2-12

admin — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 13:36:29 +0000

DIY Edible Undies

admin — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:00:15 +0000

Just in time for Valentine's Day, a helpfull video that shows you how to make your own edible undies. Remember, nothing says love like a Starburst scented cha-cha. [flv:2010/02/undies.flv 600 450]

A Brief History Of Pretty Much Everything

admin — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:30:16 +0000

In flipbook form [flv:2010/02/history.flv 600 450]

Redneck Butt Bongos

admin — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 13:00:40 +0000

Truely a sad representation of our culture. [flv:2010/02/redneck.flv 600 450]

Valentine's Day Fails

admin — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 12:00:43 +0000

[flv:2010/02/vday-fail.flv 600 450]

Motivational Monday 2-15

admin — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 12:00:46 +0000

Twitter Girls 2-16

admin — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 13:48:11 +0000

This weeks theme, CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Pictures of girls that should tidy up instead of trying to pose for sexy pics

WTF TwitPics 2-17

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 11:08:38 +0000

This weeks WTF images pulled from the TwitPic wall.

Wallpaper Wednesday 2-17

admin — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 12:00:17 +0000

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Russian Pole Dancing Class

admin — Thu, 18 Feb 2010 12:45:50 +0000

Since the fall of the Soviet Union, it's taken Russia some time to catch up to other parts of the world. But this video shows that at least the soccer moms have pole dancing classes just like they do in the U.S. [flv:2010/02/pole.flv 600 450]

Facebook Fails 2-19

admin — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 12:00:08 +0000

OU Professor Submerses Laptop In Liquid Nitrogen

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 03:14:40 +0000

Hey, students -- pay attention. Not to us, mind you, but to the syllabus provided by your professor. Kieran Mullen, a physics professor at the University of Oklahoma, has a fairly strict rule about gadgets in class: there won't be any, ever, under any circumstances. Balk all you want (understandable given his own clipped-on cellie), but if you sign up for this guy's class, you'll be flipping your phone to "off" and leaving your laptop in the dormitory. And if you try to blaze your own path and slip that netbook into the back row, you might leave bitterly disappointed. As you'll see clearly in the video past the break, Mr. Mullen sought to make a visual point that laptops weren't allowed in class (he calls them "a distraction"), and while it seems that the whole stunt was premeditated, most students acknowledged that his point was driven home. In short, he took a defunct machine, submerged it in liquid nitrogen, and proceeded to make the following statement:

"This is just liquid nitrogen, so it alone won't hurt the computer. But this will."

Motivational Monday 2-22

admin — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:33:52 +0000

Twitter Girls 2-23

admin — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:00:41 +0000

This weeks theme, working at the strip club

WTF TwitPics 2-24

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 12:00:47 +0000

This weeks WTF images pulled from the TwitPic wall.

Wallpaper Wednesday 2-24

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:00:42 +0000

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Turning Japanese cover by Kirsten Dunst dressed as Akihabara Majokko Princess

admin — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 22:38:38 +0000

I don't think anyone told her what the song was about before she agreed to do this video. At any rate, it's worth the watch. [flv:2010/02/dunst.flv 600 450]

Why People Don't Walk Cats

admin — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 14:57:00 +0000

[flv:2010/02/cat.flv 600 450]

Facebook Fails 2-26

admin — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 14:13:19 +0000

Bear Grylls Gives Himself A 'Guano Enema'

admin — Fri, 26 Feb 2010 21:02:38 +0000

Adventurer Bear Grylls is back for another season of Man vs. Wild, and he's starting it off in grand fashion by giving himself a "guano enema" while in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Not that it's some cheap stunt: Grylls is, rather graphically, demonstrating how to hydrate one's self should you ever find yourself stranded on a raft without the company of Bear himself.

L.A.R.P. Live Avatar Role Playing

admin — Sat, 27 Feb 2010 22:10:17 +0000

[flv:2010/02/larp.flv 600 450]

Motivational Monday 3-1

admin — Mon, 01 Mar 2010 10:54:12 +0000

Twitter Girls 3-2

admin — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 12:00:34 +0000

This weeks theme, back again is the hand bra

WTF TwitPics 3-3

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:25:55 +0000

This weeks WTF images pulled from the TwitPic wall.

WTF Wednesday 3-3

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 11:45:19 +0000

How to get the most out of your shopping experience [flv:2010/03/shuffle.flv 600 450]

Wallpaper Wednesday 3-3

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 12:00:53 +0000

With St. Patrick's Day right around the corner, we figured we would do some green themed wallpapers. Clik for full size

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Weird Al Sex Tape Leaked

admin — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 19:14:00 +0000

*WARNING*- This is graphic footage [flv:2010/03/al.flv 600 450]

New Video From OK Go

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 12:38:59 +0000

OK Go, known for their entertaining first video for Here It Goes Again tries to out do themselves with their latest video for This Too Shall Pass by using an awesome rube goldberg. [flv:2010/03/ok.flv 600 450]

Chatroulette Fun 3-4

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:07:58 +0000

If you haven't heard, Chatroulette is the newest webcam fun site. The set up is simple, you connect to the site, hit play, and you are randomly connected with someone else. Mostly it's a bunch of guys jerking it mixed in with a few average people who are just wanting to chat. Add to the mix a little technical ability and it let's you have some creative fun at other people's expense.

Doritos - Crazy dream

admin — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:24:54 +0000

This guy Mark is trying to raise money for charity by winning the Doritos Viralocity contest. You can help just by watching and voting for him. Come on, it's not that hard and look at it this way, if you watch the vid and tell a friend, then you don't have to give a dollar to a homeless guy to feel good about yourself. So see, Mark is saving you money, the least you can do is click play! More information can be found on his site HERE And here is the official site

Snowmobile Double Fail

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 12:00:45 +0000

[flv:2010/03/snowmobile.flv 600 450]

Facebook Fails 3-5

admin — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 17:07:26 +0000

If Movie Posters Told The Truth

admin — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 04:36:55 +0000

Here are 10 movie posters re-edited to convey what the movie is really about.

The Best Judge Judy Ending Ever

admin — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 15:48:35 +0000

[flv:2010/03/judge.flv 600 450]

Motivational Monday 3-8

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:01:32 +0000

Doug Stanhope's Solution To Being Eco Friendly

admin — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 12:25:21 +0000

So easy even a cave man could do it. [flv:2010/03/doug.flv 600 450]

Twitter Girls 3-9

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 12:00:12 +0000

This weeks theme, girls behaving badly

Tik Tok Video Spoof

admin — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 13:00:06 +0000

A remake of the Kesha song Tik Tok with a Star Wars theme all done with a budget of about seven bucks. There's some really good hidden gems in it too. Our favorites so far are the female storm trooper, the Nova trooper, and the laser tag rifle. See if you can spot some others. [flv:2010/03/tik-tok.flv 600 450]

WTF Wednesday 3-10

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:00:01 +0000

The Dog Syndrome [flv:2010/03/dog.flv 600 450]

WTF TwitPics 3-10

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:00:05 +0000

This weeks WTF images pulled from the TwitPic wall.

Wallpaper Wednesday 3-10

admin — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 12:20:35 +0000

With St. Patrick's Day right around the corner, here are some more green themed wallpapers. Clik for full size

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Chatroulette Fun 3-11

admin — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 14:07:36 +0000

Epic Wedding Slide Show

admin — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 21:23:25 +0000

What happens when you let your prankster friend make a slide show for your wedding? Ben and Joanna asked their good friend Adam to make them a unique and “different” wedding slide show… and that’s exactly what he did. [flv:2010/03/wedding.flv 600 450]

Facebook Fails 3-12

admin — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:00:29 +0000

Redhead Motivationals 3-13

admin — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 16:11:09 +0000

The countdown to St Patty's Day continues on with these redhead motivational posters.

Redhead Motivationals 3-14

admin — Sun, 14 Mar 2010 13:00:13 +0000

The countdown to St Patty's Day continues on with more redhead motivational posters.

How To Shoot Angles

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 03:51:54 +0000

Samsung has come out with an informative and funny way to make yourself more presentable your online profile [flv:2010/03/samsung.flv 600 450]

Motivational Monday 3-15

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 11:27:16 +0000

Peter Graves Oveur And Out

admin — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 20:55:15 +0000

Actor Peter Graves was found dead Sunday at his home in Pacific Palisades, according to law enforcement sources. Graves, who stared in "Mission: Impossible," "Airplane!" and Billy Wilder's "Stalag 17"--apparently died of natural causes, the sources said. As a tribute to him, we present a highlight of his work and the MST3K skit about him. [flv:2010/03/graves.flv 600 450] [flv:2010/03/peter.flv 600 450]

How Apple Would Explain Sexuality To Kids

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 02:46:01 +0000

[flv:2010/03/applesex.flv 600 450]

Redhead Motivationals 3-16

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:00:19 +0000

The countdown to St Patty's Day continues on with even more redhead motivational posters.

Twitter Girls 3-16

admin — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:00:54 +0000

This weeks theme, girls making out

WTF Wednesday 3-17

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 10:50:10 +0000

For St. Patrick's Day we present, the gay leprechaun [flv:2010/03/lep.flv 600 450]

Wallpaper Wednesday 3-17 - part1

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 12:00:06 +0000

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Redhead Motivationals 3-17

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 13:00:12 +0000

Wallpaper Wednesday 3-17 - part2

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:00:16 +0000

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My Mom's On facebook

admin — Wed, 17 Mar 2010 21:38:37 +0000

A hair metal anthem for anyone whose mom is following them on Facebook. Performed by the eye liner laden band Blood of Tigercat: [flv:2010/03/mom.flv 600 450]

Lady Gaga - Polka Face Remix

admin — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:00:35 +0000

[flv:2010/03/lady.flv 600 450]

Facebook Fails 3-19

admin — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:02:49 +0000

Meat Loaf - LosAngeloser Official Video

admin — Fri, 19 Mar 2010 14:29:11 +0000

Meat Loaf has finally come out with a new single titled "LosAngeloser". For a Meat Loaf song it's a bit short but still great none the less. [flv:2010/03/meat.flv 600 450]

Funny Google Auto Completes

admin — Sat, 20 Mar 2010 14:53:10 +0000

Motivational Monday 3-22

admin — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 12:00:32 +0000

Feeling Down?

admin — Mon, 22 Mar 2010 13:00:36 +0000

Boobies & Kittens might cheer you up [flv:2010/03/bk.flv 600 450]

Twitter Girls 3-23

admin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 12:00:08 +0000

This weeks theme, in the tub

Improvised Self Defense: Rolled Up Magazine

admin — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 12:30:04 +0000

Every time I receive a magazine in the mail these days, I'm not sure what to do with it unless it's Maxim or Playboy. Every time I think about opening a magazine, I realize that it's a big commitment. Not only do you have to open it, but you have to flip through pages, read words that form into sentences and you have to hold it up for extended periods of which can be exhausting. This is why I save all of my magazines and use them for wrapping paper. You'd be surprised how much cooler your gift is if it's wrapped in a Playboy centerfold swimsuit model photo. [flv:2010/03/mag.flv 600 450]

WTF TwitPics 3-24

admin — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 11:39:12 +0000

This weeks WTF images pulled from the TwitPic wall.

WTF Wednesday 3-24

admin — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 13:03:26 +0000

[flv:2010/03/japan.flv 600 450]

Wallpaper Wednesday 3-24

admin — Wed, 24 Mar 2010 13:52:41 +0000

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The Kid Dictionary

admin — Thu, 25 Mar 2010 13:35:18 +0000

Two video highlighting the Book of Words Parents Need But Don't Have. Part1 [flv:2010/03/kid1.flv 600 450] Part 2 [flv:2010/03/kid2.flv 600 450]

Facebook Fails 3-26

admin — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 12:03:14 +0000

The Queen of Geeks

admin — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 21:24:15 +0000

She may be young, but this girl will surely turn heads with every nerd out there. She balances 15 books on her head, while solving a Rubik's Cube, AND recites the first 100 digits of PI. In under 40 seconds: [flv:2010/03/cube.flv 600 450]

Girls With Glasses

admin — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 17:39:13 +0000

Random gallery of hot girls wearing glasses

Motivational Monday 3-29

admin — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 12:00:50 +0000

The Food Lift

admin — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 13:00:01 +0000

For all you lazy people out there. Here's an easier way to get food into your fat pie hole without getting too winded. [flv:2010/03/food.flv 600 450]

The Best School Play Ever!

admin — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 23:58:30 +0000

What happens when a teacher runs out of ideas for an elementary school play? You get 10-year-olds doing their version of Scarface. Complete with broadcast cable style replacements for swear words and a cap gun shootout. This is not only an awesome play, but a great lesson for young students about how not to run your drug cartel. [flv:2010/03/play.flv 600 450]

Twitter Girls 3-30

admin — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 12:00:54 +0000

This weeks theme, in honor of Spring Break, girls hanging out poolside

What Did The Paw Say To The Face?

admin — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 02:48:17 +0000

[flv:2010/03/wap.flv 600 450]

WTF TwitPics 3-31

admin — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 11:59:27 +0000

This weeks WTF images pulled from the TwitPic wall.

Wallpaper Wednesday 3-31

admin — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 12:00:10 +0000

Clik for full size

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WTF Wednesday 3-31

admin — Wed, 31 Mar 2010 18:57:37 +0000

The Billy Bass Fish Singing Volvo [flv:2010/03/car.flv 600 450]

12 Awesome Motorcycle Helmets

admin — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 17:23:42 +0000

If you're going to ride you should wear a helmet. And if you have to wear a helmet, you should at least wear one with a cool paint job. Spiderman Helmet Evil Clown helmet
Knight Helmet
Knight Helmet
Hulk Helmet
Watermelon Helmet
Lego Helmet
Smiley Helmet
Iron Man Helmet
Optimus Prime
Valentino Rossi Face Helmet ( Designed by Aldo Drudi, the “face” helmet was worn by Valentino Rossi during the 2008 Italian Grand Prix at the Mugello Circuit )
And for the nerds, a Boba Fett Helmet

Fun With Peeps

admin — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 03:36:04 +0000

With Easter right around the corner, it's time to break out that marshmallowy treat that some people like, but most people hate. This is our ode to the fruitcake of Easter. Say Anything
No one suspects the Peep Inquisition!
Simpsons Peeps
Peeps Apple Store
Down Dog Yoga Peeps
The Wizard of Peeps
Office Peeps
The Passion of the Peeps
Marion Barry busted
A Christmas Story
Peeping Peeps
Project Peepway
Peeps of Wrath
Star Trek Tribbles
And of course, naked chick with peeps

Facebook Fails 4-2

admin — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 12:00:16 +0000

The Easter Bunny Hates You

admin — Fri, 02 Apr 2010 16:33:10 +0000

This is an oldie but a goodie. What does the Easter Bunny do when he's not working? He's KICKING ASS!!!! [flv:2010/04/bunny.flv 600 450] Bonus, here's the full version of that clip which shows a little bit of back story. [flv:2010/04/bunnyf.flv 600 450]

The Muppets: Stand By Me

admin — Sat, 03 Apr 2010 16:07:52 +0000

The Muppets new video showing a Muppet in a bunny costume eating rabbits while singing Stand By Me [flv:2010/04/stand.flv 600 450]

Bunny Girls

admin — Sun, 04 Apr 2010 15:41:17 +0000

To celebrate Easter, here's a gallery of girls wearing bunny ears.

Motivational Monday 4-5

admin — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 12:00:05 +0000

Apple iPad: Will It Blend?

admin — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 18:14:14 +0000

The team over at Blendtec are always wanting to show off how powerful their blenders are. So of course, as the iPad was released, they decided to test how well it held up to their blenders. [flv:2010/04/blend.flv 600 450]

Twitter Girls 4-6

admin — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 12:00:25 +0000

This weeks theme, the mirror shot

Star Trek Meets Monty Python

admin — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 13:00:56 +0000

Knights Of The Round Table performed by clips from Star Trek [flv:2010/04/trek.flv 600 450]

WTF TwitPics 4-7

admin — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 12:06:03 +0000

This weeks WTF images pulled from the TwitPic wall.

Wallpaper Wednesday 4-7

admin — Wed, 07 Apr 2010 13:01:44 +0000

Clik for full size

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Practical Jokes On Your Plumber

admin — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 12:00:17 +0000

Hey, the guy is charging you a lot to come out and fix stuff, you might as well have a little fun with him right? It might even be cheaper than renting a circus clown. [flv:2010/04/plumb.flv 600 450]

Fat Ginger Sings Lady Gaga

admin — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 22:17:21 +0000

A fat little ginger boy, in his Mickey Mouse PJs, singing Lady Gaga using a banana for a microphone. We're pretty sure this won't be the last time he has a banana to his mouth. *Warning* his parents seem just as stupid as he is since halfway through they turn the camera sideways. Sorry if your neck gets sore. [flv:2010/04/dance.flv 600 450]

Facebook Fails 4-9

admin — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 12:03:58 +0000

How To Quit A Ballet Company

admin — Fri, 09 Apr 2010 15:30:53 +0000

Let's say you spent your whole life dreaming of being a big star in a ballet. But when you finally land a job with the company, they cast you to just dress as a tiger and stand in the background. After a few months you'd probably get tired of that right? So what do you do? Just quit? That's too easy. Watch the tiger on the left. This, ladies and gentlemen, is how you quit a ballet company in style... [flv:2010/04/tiger.flv 600 450]

How NOT To Use The Rope Tow

admin — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 04:09:14 +0000

A guy riding the rope tow in Alta, Utah decided to do things a little differently. Rather than hang on, he decided to just straddle it. The end result was a wedgie of atomic proportions. [flv:2010/04/alta.flv 600 450]

Motivational Monday 4-12

admin — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 11:32:37 +0000

Hand Skills Game

admin — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 22:22:43 +0000

The video starts out a little lame but when they put it to use and show the example in the bar, it seems like a great game to get your friends to play. Especially in public, where there's lots of people. [flv:2010/04/hand.flv 600 450]

Twitter Girls 4-13

admin — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 12:00:57 +0000

This weeks theme, on a boat

Boyfriend Infomercial

admin — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 19:24:20 +0000

From the makers of the Snuggie, Oxyclean, ShamWow and countless other over priced items comes... The Boyfriend! [flv:2010/04/boyfriend.flv 600 450]

WTF Wednesday 4-14

admin — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 12:14:54 +0000

No idea what this is, but at least it's refreshing to see people working on an artificial mouth that won't be used for sex. Well, maybe. [flv:2010/04/wtf414.flv 600 450]

Wallpaper Wednesday 4-14

admin — Wed, 14 Apr 2010 16:36:49 +0000

Clik for full size

All of these wallpapers and many others are available in the wallpaper gallery

Unhelpful Yahoo Answers

admin — Thu, 15 Apr 2010 12:17:51 +0000

Facebook Fails 4-16

admin — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 10:28:54 +0000

Player Takes A Line Drive And Makes The Play

admin — Fri, 16 Apr 2010 20:48:10 +0000

This pitcher takes a trip to Ouch Town after a line drive but manages to pull off the play by throwing to first. [flv:2010/04/groin.flv 600 450]