The Best School Play Ever!

What happens when a teacher runs out of ideas for an elementary school play? You get 10-year-olds doing their version of Scarface. Complete with broadcast cable style replacements for swear words and a cap gun shootout. This is not only an awesome play, but a great lesson for young students about how not to run your drug cartel.

The Food Lift

For all you lazy people out there. Here’s an easier way to get food into your fat pie hole without getting too winded.

The Queen of Geeks

She may be young, but this girl will surely turn heads with every nerd out there. She balances 15 books on her head, while solving a Rubik’s Cube, AND recites the first 100 digits of PI. In under 40 seconds:

The Kid Dictionary

Two video highlighting the Book of Words Parents Need But Don’t Have.
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Improvised Self Defense: Rolled Up Magazine

Every time I receive a magazine in the mail these days, I’m not sure what to do with it unless it’s Maxim or Playboy. Every time I think about opening a magazine, I realize that it’s a big commitment. Not only do you have to open it, but you have to flip through pages, read words that form into sentences and you have to hold it up for extended periods of which can be exhausting. This is why I save all of my magazines and use them for wrapping paper. You’d be surprised how much cooler your gift is if it’s wrapped in a Playboy centerfold swimsuit model photo.