Francis Wants To Be On “The Extreme Biggest Loser”

Oh come on, SOMEONE needs to put this guy on TV. At least he’s better looking than Snooki


Nasty Head On Collision

Sleepy driver or just texting? Either way, that had to hurt.


Ungrateful Kids Don’t Want To Go To Disney World

Granted Chattanooga is cool and all (if you’re drunk) but what kid would rather go there instead of Walt Disney World? So much for the big surprise mom and dad had planned.


Band Aids Are For Sissies


Why Bob Isn’t Allowed To Drive The Forklift Anymore

Moving a roll of carpet can be tricky. Even more tricky when one of your stupid coworkers is putzing around with a ladder instead of paying attention to the roll of carpet that’s coming right toward him.

*Added bonus*
This video is of the CCTV footage being reviewed by the manger as he questions the forklift driver on his actions.