kids are always nice!

I really, really hope that you’re only being facetious. Because if you’re not, fuck you. You value physical THINGS enough to wish away your children?

Hahaa, this is awesome. The comment above me is even funnier. Oh kids..

Perhaps if you were to better childproof your house some of this stuff wouldnt have happened?? For example, keep your nail polish out of reach so the cat doesnt get defaced?? Im just saying….some of that could have been prevented

Is there some part of the term “adult supervision” that you have any cognitive difficulty with?

WHY ARE WE ALL SHOUTING? I’M CONFUSED.

Make you wish you would have used that condom hunh?!?! How about just disciplining them and teaching them right from wrong? I feel bad for the poor animals subjected to those little hell spawn!

My mouth was open the ENTIRE time.. :O

WHERE THE HELL WHERE THE PARENTS?!?

Why do so many kids have access to paint? Any why would you take a picture before rescuing the fish??

Talk about absentee parenting or WHAT! Where the heck were the PARENTS during all of these trials & tribulations?

They did rescue the fish before taking a picture; they’re in that bowl next to the tank. I find it very hard to believe that all kids are this destructive.. I was never this destructive!!

Sure, I made a mess and didn’t always pick up my toys, but paint an animal ? Destroy electronics ? Totally ruin furniture ? Leave FOOD all over the car ? No. No. At 4, I could already work electronics better than my parents.. my grandma had a physical therapy machine that she made me set up for her. Annnd… no.

These are either really stupid kids or really bad parents.

Well, I don’t really plan on having kids. Too much wasted time and too many religious jerks.

I’m a parent myself & have had my child(ren) do a number of crazy things. I’m not going to defend any of the parents to these children, however I have dozed off for 5 min once, and woke up to discover sharpie up the stairwell. Being a parent is a hard job- granted, one we CHOSE to do- but we don’t even get to pee in private. If you TRY to do one thing alone (let it be laundry, dishes, accidentally doze off, bathroom break)- this can be the consequence you get.
The lesson learned: the quieter your children are- the more trouble they are creating.

Start beating the shit out of your kids when they fuck up its called discipline

WOW WATCH YOUR DAMN KIDS OR NEXT TIME THEY MIGHT ACTUALLY KILL YOUR PETS GREAT JOB TEACHING DISCIPLINE. DOUCHE BAG.

Why is someone taking pictures instead of disciplining their kids? And to Ray, hitting you child is actually against the law, now.

That’s absolutely hilarious, but it’s the parents’ fault for not supervising children

If I let that happen, I couldn’t even be mad, I’d laugh pretty hard

c-c-c-combo breaker

it’s not too late for an abortion

Daaawww. They’re so cute! I so don’t want one. EVER.

Oh please. It’s time we dropped the facade that children are these uber-precious little godlike beings that bring nothing but innocence, sweetness, and are the ultimate in life fulfillment. They are people. Like you and me. Well, actually, they are more like very short schizophrenics till they gain some maturity and common sense. In the meantime they are noisy, destructive, and make you wonder why people think they are so great. Once you accept the fact that you don’t have to worship or even like relatives all the time (even the ones that came from your loins), life and parenting gets a lot easier.

Yes kids get into stuff but um why is the paint in any place they can reach? If you dont have a garage I suggest putting it in the basement in a cabinet, locking said cabinet and then locking the door to the cabinet. It seems your kids are around paint and nail polish a lot, after the first time you shouldve taken better preventative measures. Yes I broke toys as a kid and wrote on the wall with marker, but why do your kids have access to permanent marker. Also for a 5 yr old to not only pick up and carry a can of paint would cause noise youd hear but…how did they get it open? Seems like you are making it way to easy for them to wreck the place. I can see writing on something within 5 minutes but this whole thing to me seems like youre leaving them alone way longer in way to large of an area with things they shouldnt be around.

hilarious, simply hilarious

Do your bit for the planet by not having kids. The amount of people breeding and raising absolute scumbags is a joke.

Does anyone understand that these pictures are not all from the same person. Things happen, calm down.

These are the kinds of people that watch their kids messing and hitting other kids and then tell the other parents “Oh I’m just so proud of them!” all the while not doing a thing to stop the kids. This is simply ridiculous. I think it’s pretty funny that the author is trying to make it seem funny but it’s actually really really sad. You don’t have to lay a hand on the kids to discipline them, but you have to do SOMETHING. You should maybe try and give them constructive outlets so they don’t feel the need to express themselves on animals. You should be teaching them to respect those animals, not draw on them. This is neglect, plain and simple. You know, permanent marker can get you high? When’s the last time you thought about where you put the knives?

Maybe if you watched your kids and showed them that they are acting out, this wouldn’t be so bad. We all know kids can slip out of your hands but HOLY SHIT EVERYTHING YOU LOVE (stop putting so much love in your things, asshole) IS DESTROYED BECAUSE YOU DON’T WANT TO YELL (not hit) AT YOUR PIECE OF SHIT KIDS.

They will no doubt grow up to hate you for being such a pussy.

I’m glad all your nice things are shit now, all because you spent too much time worrying about what the neighbors think of your house instead of raising your fucking kids.

WHO KEEPS GIVING THEM CANS OF PAINT?!?!

Solution: DON’T LET YOUR KIDS TOUCH EXPENSIVE/MESSY THINGS! Who lets a five year old play with an iphone?!

This is why you should have to pass an IQ test before you have kids. The bottom line is, kids are expensive and a pain in the ass, so be prepared to handle it or get an abortion so they don’t rob my house in 20 years.
(And here is a preemptive response for you folks who live in a gold plated cocoon of denial, “kiss my ass”! Because this site was a stumble and I doubt I’ll ever be back)

why dont you keep things that your kids use to vandalize and break your items with, hidden from them. you can outsmart them you know, they’re just kids

Pathetic. This is a perfect example of poor parenting…complete lack of supervision. There’s a very good chance that these parents are on drugs, and too busy getting high, to properly discipline and supervise their children. Some people shouldn’t reproduce.

I plan on hitting my kids. There is a difference you know. A two year old with a permanent marker is probably the parents fault. He or she should be made to understand why it is wrong to draw on the dog. A six year old drawing on the same dog needs a spanking. I understand that beating your children isn’t cool, but the word ‘beat’ is over used. A swat on the rear does not constitute a beating. People need to wake up and realize that telling a child ‘No.’ only works when the child understands the consequences. Taking away the tv, videogames, phone, etc. doesn’t help; all of their friends have these things. Telling them they can’t play with Suzy/Jimmy for a week doesn’t work, they have texting and xbox live. You can’t make them sit at home and do nothing, unless you want to watch them 24 hours a day. A little pain in the form of a smack on the @ss gets the message across. A spanking never did anyone any lasting damage. I plan on hitting my kids so they don’t turn into delinquents, how about you?

You would be amazed at what a child can get into in a 10 minute span of time. Especially, if the other parent is absent from the home (permanently or otherwise), it is IMPOSSIBLE to watch a child every second of every day, unless, of course:
you have the bladder and bowels of steel
never need to cook something
never need to do housework
never need to answer the phone or door
Children learn in different ways. Some just generally, sorry to say, have more common sense than others and only need to have an example/be told not to do something once or twice before the lesson is learned. If you have one of those, you are lucky! Others are a little more strong willed and need different approaches with parenting. I have two of those.
I remember before I had children, I said the exact things that were previously stated… then I had children and realized that I am not super human, I have limitations and children, especially toddlers, are going to push those limitations every chance they get.

…um, yeah

You sort of suck at parenting… drawing with permanent markers and nail polish on animals is not cool or really very funny…

tons of my friends have kids and they are nothing like this…

no, this is why YOU shouldn’t have kids.