This past Saturday in Richmond, VA, was the anual Christams parade. Complete with marching bands, floats, and even a big ass Rudolph the Red Nose Raindeer baloon. For the folks that brought the baloon, their hearts were in the right place, but their math skills sucked. Seems they didn’t take into account that Rudolph would need to fit underneath the traffic lights and, well, you know the rest. Looks like the war on Christmas has claimed it’s first victim this year. R.I.P. Rudolph.