A PSA of why you should drop out of school
Last week a video was released of a drunk guy trying to purchase beer from a convenience store. He is undoubtedly the drunkest guy ever. The fine chaps over at MustacheAndMonocle decided to pay tribute by making a silent film out of the video. We present to you, Larry Goes to the Market:
As if you needed another reason to despise the family of “Balloon Boy”, this music video from the fame-seekers shows off how mom and dad taught their three sons what it means to be men. Namely, that you can’t be “pussified.” Yes, this family has their own music video from their Wife Swap days. And yes, it even has them saying “faggot” at around 2:52 â€” as they reenact a gay bashing murder scene. (On a side note, his Mom needs guitar lessons. WTF is with that solo?)
Hopefully the media gets tired of these repugnant attention whores quickly and moves on to something more worthwhile.
Jim Breuer does Joe Pesci and Robert DeNiro then tells of his days on Saturday Night Live. And what’s the REAL story behind Goat Boy? Good stuff.