Christopher Meloni’s Butt, It’s A Meme Now

The Law & Order: SVU star has been causing tidal waves with female fans ever since he rocked his tighty whities on OZ. The grippies didn’t end there, he’s been seen in many episodes of L&O rocking his skivvies, only briefly though. Now the women are taking matters into their own hands and a new batch of memes are popping up highlighting his most prized asset. The meme has been refereed to as the SVU Meme, the Christopher Meloni Meme, or even Christopher Meloni’s Butt. Whatever it’s called let us all celebrate the fact that this guy’s butt got a meme before Kim Kardashian’s butt did.

The meme generally depicts Christpher Meloni’s butt and has text relating to a legal pun to fit with the Law & Order: SVU theme. If you want to make you own, check out the Christopher Meloni Butt Meme generator on imgflip. And don’t forget to show us what perverted things you came up with

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49 Tiny Things That Really Piss You Off

Some people call them pet peeves, while others may refer to them as first world problems. The fact is, however, that all of these incidents are insignificant in the large scope of life. But man, they really are annoying. Everyone has at least one minor thing that drives them nuts, but odds are there are many more. Here are 49 tiny things that really piss you off.


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Now You Can Ship A Bag Of Dicks To Someone You Hate

You ever have someone you can’t stand and in the back of your mind you’re thinking ‘Go eat a bag of dicks!’, well now you can make that happen.
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Dicks By Mail is taking a page from the ‘Ship your enemies glitter’ playbook by letting you anonymously send a bag of dicks to anyone. For $15.99, Dicks By Mail will send a 5 oz. bag of gummy penis-shaped candy to your foe with a note attached exclaiming “eat a bag of dicks.”

Their website makes some valid points on why this is a good idea:
In only a few minutes you can send a literal Bag of Dicks to that special asshole in your life.
You know the one.
The annoying guy at the office.
Your Ex who decided to see other people before telling you.
The Teacher that doesn’t care about your dead grandma.
The person that murdered your grandma.

Not into gummy dicks? Then check out Ship A Dick where you can send giant cardboard cutouts to anyone. Some nice, some mean, all dicks.

*NOTE*
This all cool and everything but just goes to show that my idea to start a Loot Crate alternative and send wangs to people each month could have been great, too bad the investment firm didn’t agree. YOU SEE THIS BRIAN? I hope you’re happy, the ‘Dick of The Month Club’ would have worked but oh no, you had to be a naysayer and shoot it down. I hope you choke on the bag of dicks I’m sending you…

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