Who would have known America’s sweetheart could get so twisted. Mariel Clayton, that’s who, the brilliantly evil mind behind this Bad Barbie photo series. The inspiration? Simple: ‘You can’t get to be Barbie without an ocean’s worth of peroxide, 27 plastic surgeries and a complete lack of intelligence, so it irritates me immensely that this is the toy of choice women give to their daughters to emulate. Behind the vacuous perpetual lipsticked-smile lurks the black heart of the true sociopath, just like in real life’.

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There, we said it. We’re tired of hearing about this stupid series and with the newest episode of this tard fest opening in theaters today we decided to rant a little about it. The movies are dumb, the books are worse, and if you’re a middle aged woman fantasizing about a cute, sensitive, caring teenage vampire we have news for you, it’s illegal. And besides, vampires can’t get it up, so there goes your little dream. These images highlight our feelings on this franchise.

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Our headquarters is in Tampa so unfortunately we missed Quakappaloosa 2011. If Twitter is any indication, it must have been fun. Here’s some of our favorites:

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