It’s not a Civic, except when it is, which isn’t often (but sometimes).

I’m a community enforcement volunteer! I make a scene at every town hall meeting. I own three Police Interceptors, all bought for under $2,000. I load up a Glock 17, drop my pants, and take aim at my front door from my kitchen table. With the power of imagination, I defend my home again and again and again and again.

Even though it’s better built than the CRX, smoother than the CRX, safer than the CRX…I rather have a CRX. I just switched to boxer-briefs and it will take some time to adjust.

The 1956 Oldsmobile Super 88 is repressed sexuality. Which is an automotive interpretation of the nation in that time period

Finally, we got a Saab! This is a …sports…car? Not really, it’s a car with a handbrake that goes to the front wheels because Europe or some such reason. And, what’s up with the electrical tape over the headlights?