Regular Car Reviews: 1991 Nissan Stanza

The Nissan Stanza is the shoe-gazer of cars. Complainant enough, but driven to exhaustion by trying placate the lower-middle class. If the Stanza were a sport, it would be slow-pitch softball. If it were TV Channel, it would be Community Bulletin Board. If it were a food, it would be a communion wafer. If the Nissan Stanza was a conversation topic, it would be Weather.


Regular Car Reviews: 1995 Mazda Miata MX-5

The Mazda Miata is like a Harley Davidson Sportster 1200; it defines an entire phylum of vehicles. Do you want a fun sports car? Here’s your Mazda MX-5 Miata. There are folks who dive Miata’s as their only mode of transportation, and they work. How they brave East Coast slosh winters, I don’t know. I do know that the Miata is the dirty cheat-code of cars. No one can bust you for driving a Miata because the little bugger is perfect. UGH. You’re just a #1 winner all the time. It just bugs me that the Miata has no lovable faults. Yes it’s small…ok…yea it’s a little slow for a sports car. It’s just, it take no grand risks. It’s a ham sandwich with lettuce, cheese, and tomatoes.