The Honda Odyssey is the pine box that houses the corpse of The Single Life. Its a Daycare-DeLorean that can’t go back in time and spread Amazing Goop on that broken condom.
Regular Car Reviews
Regular Car Reviews: 1988 Chrysler New Yorker
The ’88 New Yorker: An Autobot that transforms into a dish of Werther’s Originals. This car, for all its silly faults, proved the genius of Lee Iacocca.
Regular Car Reviews: 2003 Subaru Impreza WRX
Subaru WRX: The official car of “Bros Night Out.” A turbocharged flat-banger vehicle for Going Ugly Early and knowing full-well that next year is going to be your Super-Senior year.
Regular Car Reviews: 1986 Pontiac Fiero GT
Who killed the American Mid-Engined car? A car-review told as a Noir mystery film.
Regular Car Reviews: 1998 BMW 740il
BMW 740il: The official car of “making a few phone calls to sort this out.”
In 1998, BMW’s luxury cars were not trying to be “sporty” as so many big German cars do today. If you drive a 740, you are driving a stock portfolio that had buried more workers than the Hoover Dam.