The Stage-2 DeLorean is the DMC we could have had if John Z. had just a few more years to get things right. Now that we’re no longer star struck by stainless gull wings, we see that the DeLorean is Norma Jean, not Marilyn .
Regular Car Reviews
Regular Car Reviews: 2009 Dodge Nitro SLT
Chrysler, I want to be a fan of you but you make it tough when you crank out Pow-Pow Powerwheels. And yet, this wasn’t a failure. Why? Look at it. It screams MUSCLE MILK and only does preacher curls.
Regular Car Reviews: 1990 Yamaha XT350
All dual-sports begin here. Yes, here. Not with the XT500, not with the SR500 and certainly not with the scramblers in the 70’s. Modern dual sports began in 1985 with this plastic trail bike by Yamaha.
Regular Car Reviews: 2009 Chevrolet Cobalt XFE
The Chevy Cobalt XFE was one last hurray of cheap reliability before EVERY car manufacturer decided call EVERY model “High-End.” The XFE sacrifices everything at the workbench of fuel economy.
Regular Car Reviews: 2008 Chevrolet Corvette C6
Being a fan of the C6 is like being a fan of Superman. All you have to do is mash the go-pedal and punch “Evil-Doers.” It’s a four-wheeled contradiction because sports cars, by their speedy nature, are “bad” because they are made for breaking the law, but the Corvette is fully in bed with The Establishment. The C6 acts more patriotic than a senator one day after he is caught infusing glucose into his ballsack. Yet, the C6 is a rebel because you can break the speed limit. So, which side is it on? Is it classy or a criminal?