Regular Car Reviews: 2015 Subaru Impreza WRX

Subaru finally made a WRX that looks normal and I feel like an overcast day. Subaru was always weird and full of problems. In their faults, they had individuality. Now the WRX looks like a Camry with a hood scoup. I haven’t masturbated in a while. I’m going to need to do a utility-jerk if I want to get work done.

Regular Car Reviews: 2000 Toyota Celica GTS

This is the 7th generation, so it runs on the T230 platform with the Front-engine, Front-wheel-drive layout, using an engine similar to the one that powered the MR2 Spyder, which adds a certain poetry, since this ended up dying the same year as the MR2: In July 2004, poor sales forced Toyota to announce that the Celica and the MR2 would be discontinued in North America at the end of the 2005 model year. Of course, I’m not entirely sure its death is necessarily the fault of the car itself, so much as the economy surrounding it.

Regular Car Reviews: 1992 Subaru SVX

The SVX is a flat-6, all wheel drive, low, sleek sports car…that was a commercial flop because in the 1990’s Subarus were known, in America, as cars for people who ambushed you at Circuit City with petitions calling for “People Should Be Nice To Me.” This RCR was so bad it needed two parts.

Part 1

Part 2