So, here’s a movie that tells you nothing, then tells you all the nothing it told you was a lie. So you can imagine we found some things wrong with it. “Some” meaning a lot.
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Deputy Beautifully Breaks Up A Beach Fight
It’s Spring Break time all across the country so that means tons of drunken college kids heading out in the sun. And when you get a bunch of college kids together and add enough alcohol, there’s bound to be a fight. A fun day on St Petersburg Beach turned rowdy when a bunch of bros got into a punch-a-thon. Then comes deputy high tower from the Pinellas County Sheriff’s Department to try and calm things down. Bros being the bros that they are, of course they act like douche nozzles which leads the deputy to be more stern, with a sweet take down of bro #1. Bro #2 gets all upset because his boyfriend was being manhandled so he keeps harassing the officer which leads to not only another great take down, but a beautiful choke hold.
That Deputy deserves a medal, not only for teaching these douchebags a lesson, but for taking them down without shooting them like some other departments would…
As an added bonus, there’s drone footage of it! With some pretty relaxing music too
Have fun on Spring Break Beavers, but try not to act like a douche 😉
9 Things You (Probably) Didn’t Know About The Little Mermaid
CineFix had so much fun with Things You Didn’t Know about The Lion King, they decided to dive back into the world of Disney and explore The Little Mermaid, the film that jump-started Disney’s Golden Age. Armed with these bits of trivia, you’ll have no trouble being part of that world!
MAN AT ARMS: REFORGED – Dragonslayer Sword
Every other Monday, the team of expert blacksmiths and craftsman from MAN AT ARMS will be building some of your favorite weapons, and some weapons that you’ve never seen before. This week, they’re recreating The Dragonslayer Sword from Berserk!
Regular Car Reviews: 2015 Subaru Impreza WRX
Subaru finally made a WRX that looks normal and I feel like an overcast day. Subaru was always weird and full of problems. In their faults, they had individuality. Now the WRX looks like a Camry with a hood scoup. I haven’t masturbated in a while. I’m going to need to do a utility-jerk if I want to get work done.