An awful lot of people have watched Netflix’s new original movie, Bright. And it seems to be pretty divisive. So we figured… why not put on the sin goggles and check it out? That was, sadly, a mistake we’d live to regret.
Everything Wrong With Paddington In 10 Minutes Or Less
In 2014, Paddington was quietly released. Which is unfortunate, since it’s pretty awesome. But even awesome family films have sins, as I’m sure you know, so…
Everything Wrong With Bee Movie In 15 Minutes Or Less
During the animation boom of the mid-2000’s, Jerry Seinfeld himself concocted a movie idea, wrote the script, and voiced the main character. And somehow, against all odds, that movie ended up being utterly terrible. Here are the sins of Bee Movie. And no, we didn’t do anything regarding the f*cking Bee Movie meme, because we write sins and don’t adopt Internet memes. Good day, sir.
Everything Wrong With Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales
Ugh. This thing has gone on long enough. I say we call it after this one. Here are the sins of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales, and there are a lot of them.
Everything Wrong With War For The Planet Of The Apes
War for the Planet of the Apes was one of 2017’s best action films, despite there being as much scenery & talking as there was action… maybe even more. But hey, even a planet of apes has sins. Therefore…