Well, with a new King Arthur live-action movie adaptation approaching (sigh) we figured we’d go back to the most recent one and look for sins. And boy did we find some. Holy mother of god did we find some.
Assassin’s Creed may have satisfied some fans of the video game, but the rest of us… not so much. This movie sets the record for “amazing actors slumming.”
Dr. Strange was a really enjoyable above-average Marvel film. Still, like the Stan Lee cameo… the sins in it were a foregone conclusion. So we counted them.
Look, The Rock and Kevin Hart are both likable enough that you expect at least a little something out of an action comedy starring the two of them. But when you do that… you’re wrong. Because this movie is STUPID.
Well, here’s a terrible movie that is somehow getting a new sequel. Because of sequel, we sinned the original, but boy do we regret it. Cannot un-see.