Even LEGO movies have sins. This one is no different. I mean, what kind of a monster microwaves lobster in the shell?!?!
Well, this is a movie that happened. A promising cast, but sins galore. Oh, the sins!
So the Conjuring “universe” grows with the spin-off about an evil doll that ultimately doesn’t have much of anything to do with an evil doll. You bet your ass there are sins.
So, a couple years ago, this sh*tty animated movie about aliens came out. Apparently it made a ton of money, even though I literally forgot all about it until it was time to sin it. What a terrible, lazy movie.
So China paid Matt Damon gazillions of dollars to appear in a big-budget sh*t-fest film involving the Great Wall and mystical creatures… and is ANYONE surprised that movie ended up being crappy?! I’m not. You’re not.