There is no way to enjoy an Audi S4 within the bounds of the law. This car is stupid fast. That would be a non-issue if the car looked fast. It doesn’t. An S4 looks like a WASP, in a tie, eating at Starbucks on his lunch break. You see this car and immediately forget about it. SO… you have to RRRRRGGHHH all the time to show the world that you exist. The WASP goes home, switches his ladder-dick-piercings from stainless to “Mexican-Fiesta.” His Casio point-and-shoot is already on its tripod. All he has to do is long into Tumblr.
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Time Traveling Super Dude
Going back in time for the one you love
Bang Bus Prank!
Steve Greene pranks a guy who thinks he’s going to bang bus star
RIP John Pinette
Sad news today as TMZ reported comedian John Pinette has died at 50. I watched him for many years and even had the pleasure of meeting him a few times. He was a great guy who always put a smile on your face.
RIP big guy, thanks for the laughs
Here are some classic clips of his stand up
How To Get Your Dick Caught in a Ceiling Fan
Today I show you how to get your dick caught in a ceiling fan. Getting your penis caught in a ceiling fan is more common than you think, Unfortunately this usually occurs when someone is following instructions that aren’t clear enough, therefore accidentally & completely unintentionally snaring their snagga in the spinning blades of a ceiling fan. I plan to change that and finally educate everyone & give clear instructions on how to perform such a task, in an effort to prevent unintentional ceiling fan accidents involving penises and other body parts. You’re welcome. Fingers crossed it heals correctly.