Segway In A Car Wash

This looks painful yet fun.


Empty Pool Face Plant

This dude needs some new friends.


Hardcore Ukrainian Renfest

We’ve all been to the Renaissance Festival where a bunch of people try to pretend they’re in a recreation of Monty Python’s Quest For The Holy Grail. Completely ignoring the name of the event and giving up the ruffled shirts and poetry they decide to don armor and swords (should be called the Medieval Festival BTW). The Ukrainian nerds are a bit more extreme. They laugh at your human chess match and fat girls in corsets while they beat the hell out of each other and go for blood.


Why Can’t All Commercials Be This Awesome?

We can’t really figure out what this commercial is for, seems to be about fields or underground lairs or something. But this definitely will keep you from skipping the commercials on your Tivo.


Goal Post Double Nutshot

With a side of super wedgie. This guy genuinely looks injured after this. Hopefully it caused some damage. The gene pool could use a little cleaning.