E-Mails From An Asshole 5-7

Original ad:
looking for honda civic or accord, 1996 or newer. looking to pay up to $5000 depending on condition.

From Mike Anderson to *********@***********.org


I’m selling my wife’s 2003 Honda Civic while she is out of town. We are getting a divorce and I am selling it to spite her, so I’ll sell it to you for 5k. It is nice. It has like 55,000 miles.

– Mike

From Andrea ****** to Me

I am very interested. Are you legally allowed to sell it, or does your wife have the title?

– Andrea

From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******

Oh I’m sorry, I didn’t realize you were a woman. What are you thinking? You can’t drive! You better be e-mailing me from the laptop in your kitchen. Otherwise get back in there!

From Andrea ****** to Me

excuse me? this is the 21st century, and women can drive just as well as men! I’m a good driver! can I take a look at your car or what?

From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******

no. I won’t sell this car to a woman. I couldn’t live with myself knowing that I made the roads a dangerous place. You should be riding public transportation, or have your husband drive you around.

From Andrea ****** to Me

I cant believe this. youre a dick! why did you let your wife drive the car if you are so against women driving?

From Mike Anderson to Andrea ******

She just bought it despite my issues with women driving, which is why we will be getting a divorce. Now unless your husband wants to buy the car, go back to making sandwiches and ironing, you self-righteous count.

From Andrea ****** to Me


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