Posts Tagged ‘E-Mails’

E-Mails From An Asshole 1-27

Posted on January 27th, 2012

Lost

Original ad:
36″ RCA tube TV for sale. good condition. pickup only. very heavy. first with $50 gets it. no phone- email only.

From Me to ************@*********.org:

Hey there,

I want your TV. I have $50 cash and can pick it up anytime. What is your number? I’ll call you for directions.

Mike

From Steve ***** to Me:

hi mike. i live at 54 ********* dr. can you get it today? i dont have a phone so just show up and knock on my door. ill be home all day sound good?

From Me to Steve *****:

Sounds good. I’ll be over in a few hours.

Thanks,

Mike
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E-Mails From An Asshole 11-18

Posted on November 18th, 2011

Special Skaters

Original ad:
Attention all ice skaters and hockey players! Volunteers needed to train children participating in the Special Olympics hockey team. Anyone with adequate skating skill can be used to help teach our athletes to skate. Please call 410-***-**** or respond to the email address above.
Judy


From Me to ************@**********.org

Judy,

I am writing in response to your ad regarding helping children learn to skate.

I was a legend in minor league hockey until my career was cut short by a career ending injury. I still love the game of hockey though and would love to pass on my skills to your wonderful children. I look forward to hearing from you.

Mike
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E-Mails From An Asshole 9-9

Posted on September 9th, 2011

Comanche Quest

Original ad:
looking for a jeep comanche. must be running and in good condition. can pay up to $500. offers for other trucks will be ignored.

From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org:
Hey, I couldn’t help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don’t have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I’d help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information?

Mike

From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
yeah that would be great thanks

From Mike Partlow to Joel *******:
Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. Just tell him Mike sent ya.

Mike

From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
ok thanks

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E-Mails From An Asshole 7-22

Posted on July 22nd, 2011

Clumsy Seller

Original ad:
MULTI-DISC CD player wanted
WTB a CD changer that can hold at least 50 CDs. Must be in good condition. Email or call 215-***-****

From Me to *********@*********.org:
Hello,

I am selling my 60-Disc Technics SL-MC4 CD changer. This thing is in excellent condition and works great. I have included a picture of it. I’m asking $75 for it. Please let me know if you are interested.

Best,

Mike

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E-Mails From An Asshole 7-15

Posted on July 15th, 2011

Childhood Classics

Original ad:
Wanted – CHILDRENS DVDS
Movies wanted for children aged 5 and up – will take all unwanted DVDs!

From Me to *********@**********.org:
Hey there!

I’m trying to get rid of a bunch of movies I’ve had since I was a kid. The movie stores won’t take them, and it would be a shame for me to just throw them out. I’d love to pass them on to people who can enjoy them. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike

From Julia ****** to Me:
Mike – Which movies do you have and how much do you want for them?
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