Angry Fish Tank Guy
Original ad:
55 gallon tank great condition.no scratches. comes with filter. $125. 484-***-****. CALL ME ONLY – NO EMAILS. 484-***-****
From Me to Felix *********:
Hey,
That fish tank is beautiful. I must have it! Is it still for sale?
Mike
From Felix ********* to Me:
CALL THE NUMBER
From Me to Felix *********:
What number?
Stubborn Shovel Seller
Original ad:
Pole hedge trimmer for sale – Homelite electric hedge trimmer. Great condition. $50 OBO. Email me at russ*******@gmail.com.
From Me to Russ *******:
Hey Russ,
That’s a really nice shovel you have in the picture. Is it for sale?
Mike
Glorious Master Translator
Original ad:
I need someone who speaks japanese to help me translate something. wont take too long. please email me ASAP!
From Me to ************@***********.org:
Hi! You need Japanese translate? I Chan, I help you with translate.
– Chan
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Lost
Original ad:
36″ RCA tube TV for sale. good condition. pickup only. very heavy. first with $50 gets it. no phone- email only.
From Me to ************@*********.org:
Hey there,
I want your TV. I have $50 cash and can pick it up anytime. What is your number? I’ll call you for directions.
Mike
From Steve ***** to Me:
hi mike. i live at 54 ********* dr. can you get it today? i dont have a phone so just show up and knock on my door. ill be home all day sound good?
From Me to Steve *****:
Sounds good. I’ll be over in a few hours.
Thanks,
Mike
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Special Skaters
Original ad:
Attention all ice skaters and hockey players! Volunteers needed to train children participating in the Special Olympics hockey team. Anyone with adequate skating skill can be used to help teach our athletes to skate. Please call 410-***-**** or respond to the email address above.
Judy
From Me to ************@**********.org
Judy,
I am writing in response to your ad regarding helping children learn to skate.
I was a legend in minor league hockey until my career was cut short by a career ending injury. I still love the game of hockey though and would love to pass on my skills to your wonderful children. I look forward to hearing from you.
Mike
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