Posts Tagged ‘Asshole’

E-Mails From An Asshole 1-27

Posted on January 27th, 2012

Lost

Original ad:
36″ RCA tube TV for sale. good condition. pickup only. very heavy. first with $50 gets it. no phone- email only.

From Me to ************@*********.org:

Hey there,

I want your TV. I have $50 cash and can pick it up anytime. What is your number? I’ll call you for directions.

Mike

From Steve ***** to Me:

hi mike. i live at 54 ********* dr. can you get it today? i dont have a phone so just show up and knock on my door. ill be home all day sound good?

From Me to Steve *****:

Sounds good. I’ll be over in a few hours.

Thanks,

Mike
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Battlefield 3 Trolling

Posted on December 26th, 2011

Generally, having a team killing jerk on your team sucks. But when said jerk compiles a video of his antics, it shows how much fun it can be.


How To Parallel Park Like A Jerk

Posted on December 16th, 2011

Even though the video is sped up, watch the time stamp. This guy spends a solid two minutes slamming other people’s cars just to wedge into a space.


E-Mails From An Asshole 11-18

Posted on November 18th, 2011

Special Skaters

Original ad:
Attention all ice skaters and hockey players! Volunteers needed to train children participating in the Special Olympics hockey team. Anyone with adequate skating skill can be used to help teach our athletes to skate. Please call 410-***-**** or respond to the email address above.
Judy


From Me to ************@**********.org

Judy,

I am writing in response to your ad regarding helping children learn to skate.

I was a legend in minor league hockey until my career was cut short by a career ending injury. I still love the game of hockey though and would love to pass on my skills to your wonderful children. I look forward to hearing from you.

Mike
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80s Sitcom Predicted Gaddafi’s Death

Posted on October 20th, 2011

The show ‘Second Chance’ Only aired for one season from 1987 through 1988 but in one of their episodes they made a strange prediction. Muammar Gaddafi would be killed July 29th 2011. Granted they’re a couple weeks off but it’s still a pretty good guess.



 

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