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E-Mails From An Asshole 11-18

November 18th, 2011

Special Skaters

Original ad:
Attention all ice skaters and hockey players! Volunteers needed to train children participating in the Special Olympics hockey team. Anyone with adequate skating skill can be used to help teach our athletes to skate. Please call 410-***-**** or respond to the email address above.
Judy


From Me to ************@**********.org

Judy,

I am writing in response to your ad regarding helping children learn to skate.

I was a legend in minor league hockey until my career was cut short by a career ending injury. I still love the game of hockey though and would love to pass on my skills to your wonderful children. I look forward to hearing from you.

Mike
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80s Sitcom Predicted Gaddafi’s Death

October 20th, 2011

The show ‘Second Chance’ Only aired for one season from 1987 through 1988 but in one of their episodes they made a strange prediction. Muammar Gaddafi would be killed July 29th 2011. Granted they’re a couple weeks off but it’s still a pretty good guess.


Rhino Shows Us Pigs Really Can Fly

September 11th, 2011

How To Be An A-Hole: Example 1,382

September 9th, 2011

This motorcyclist finds out the hard way that some drivers are utter a-holes


E-Mails From An Asshole 9-9

September 9th, 2011

Comanche Quest

Original ad:
looking for a jeep comanche. must be running and in good condition. can pay up to $500. offers for other trucks will be ignored.

From Mike Partlow to *********@*********.org:
Hey, I couldn’t help but notice your ad looking for a Comanche. I don’t have one, but seeing as it is such a rare car I figured I’d help you out and put you in touch with a friend of mine who is selling his. Would you like his contact information?

Mike

From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
yeah that would be great thanks

From Mike Partlow to Joel *******:
Okay, it is ***********@gmail.com. Just tell him Mike sent ya.

Mike

From Joel ******* to Mike Partlow:
ok thanks

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