With the weather getting warmer and the influx of traffic during spring break, Metromix Tampa has been busy hitting the local bar scene to cover the bikini clad action. We were tipped off to some of the photos recently taken by Javier Hernandez at a Treasure Island watering hole named Caddy’s and while looking through them, we couldn’t help but laugh so we decided to share some gems with you. Javier should be getting hazard pay for covering these events, we’re sure the stench of Axe body spray is overwhelming.
Pink shorts and a grandpa hat? Really? And what kind of classy broad drinks Coors Light in a can? And pelvis tats on a woman like that are usually to cover up their c-section scars. Just sayin’.
Kool Moe Dee was popular 23 years ago man. I bet this guy has never heard of him but he’s rocking the shades and smiling like he’s all young and hip. Then again, maybe they help keep him from seeing the crooked sharpie drawn eyebrows on that girl.
SHHHH! Be very quiet, this is a picture of the elusive tiger douche in his natural habitat. I bet his favorite pickup line is ROAR!!!!
With all the cash he’s dropped on tribal band and Chinese tattoos you’d think he would spend a couple bucks for some Just For Men gel to touch up that gray patch.
Wow, where to start…
Poor girl was trying to get to the bathroom when she got pulled into a douche sandwich. BTW, notice how the guy on the right isn’t comfortable enough with the girl to put his arm on her for a pic so rather than go for the hover hand, he opts for a nice friendly love filled shoulder grab of tiger douche. ROAR!!
Nothing screams “gainfully employed” like a soul patch and neck tats.
The ginger douche has always been thought to be a myth.
Why the f*ck is this guy smiling? If I had a bulge that small I sure as hell wouldn’t be smiling. I bet she told him it was “a good size”.