Thanks to the brilliant people at the Dick Hat company, you can now give your crank that much needed accessory that will make your partner pay more attention to your little warrior. The hats are made of chocolate and are currently available in a viking helmet and cowboy hat. These would be great for when I perform peter puppet theater. One word of caution though, it may not be a good idea to use this if your partner is a diabetic. Pimp your stick with a Dick Hat available HERE.
