Balloon Boy Raps

As if you needed another reason to despise the family of “Balloon Boy”, this music video from the fame-seekers shows off how mom and dad taught their three sons what it means to be men. Namely, that you can’t be “pussified.” Yes, this family has their own music video from their Wife Swap days. And yes, it even has them saying “faggot” at around 2:52 — as they reenact a gay bashing murder scene. (On a side note, his Mom needs guitar lessons. WTF is with that solo?)

Hopefully the media gets tired of these repugnant attention whores quickly and moves on to something more worthwhile.



E-mails from an Asshole 10-9

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E-mails from an Asshole 10-2

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