The King of the Monsters is stomping back into theaters, so it’s time to (regrettably) relive Roland Emmerich’s disastrous 1998 version of Godzilla. So charge up your atomic breath as we roast a movie that everyone wishes had stayed extinct.
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Everything Wrong With X-Men: First Class
You’ve been asking for this one for a while, and with the new Days of Future Past opening soon, we finally have a good excuse. Yes, X-Men: First Class may be an awesome film, but like all films… it, too, has sins.
How NOT To Kidnap Someone
Some people are just too nice to be criminals.
Killer Clown Scare Prank
What would you do if a psycho clown kill someone right in front of you? Yeah, I’d wet myself and run whilst screaming like a little girl. Clowns are creepy enough when they’re not killing people.
Shredder: The Later Years
What happened to Shredder after being defeated by the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? You’ll see. Michelangelo and Leonardo are sort of dicks.