After the massive success of the critically-acclaimed first Matrix film, you just knew they were going to make a couple quick sequels. And you just knew they were going to find a way to f*ck it up.
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Facebook Fails 7-11
Time for our weekly roundup of funny Facebook statuses and fails
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Melvin gives you his list of the top 5 games for which you could understandably abstain from intercourse.
HOW TO TALK – IN REAL LIFE
Niki shows us how stupid everyone sounds when they use internet slang in real life situations. Check out the cameos from Alan Weischedel and Jason Horton!
Selfies Anonymous
A 12-step group for people who struggle with selfies.