This bleached warrior with a nutcracker of an engine has one purpose: embarrass anything with a Ferrari badge.
Regular Car Reviews
Regular Car Reviews: 1998 Ducati 900ss cr
This is a derivative of the motorcycle Hunter S. Thompson reviewed in his article “Song of the Sausage Creature.”
Regular Car Reviews: 1988 Chevrolet Corvette C4
Oh, by George! Is that a Chevrolet Corvette with an automatic transmission? Indeed it is! Oh yes, to have your gears changed for you is so fancy! The cars knows what to do yes. My rectum is occupied by a roll of nickles.
Regular Car Reviews: 1991 Honda CRX Si
The CRX is a drool-fest for message-board hype and crowbar lust. This is a USDM CRX which means it is study-hall slow. But like a teal-colored Home-Ech room, you have to discover your own fun. Is it the CRX or the CR-X. And then there’s the DCX-lifers who insist this isn’t a Civic.
Regular Car Reviews: 1994 Eagle Talon Tsi
This is a captured import and the bloodbag that kept Chrysler’s sports car’s division conscious though the early 90’s rebuilding years. Goat. All this is is a Mitsubishi Eclipse, front wheel drive turbo, with a BADGE OF FREEDOM