The Honda S2000 is the Final Fantasy 6 of cars. The S2000 is the car you are to like if you want to be cool. Braggers like the S2000 because all the power lies at the top end where they never have to reach and face-facts. This car isn’t as fast or powerful as everyone says it is.

This is the most dangerous car ever made and it is also a perfect expression of The Human Condition. We want to know where “The Limit” lies and damn self-preservation. This is the most dangerous car, because it is cheap, accessible, and exists in great numbers. This is opposed to a Porsche 911SC which is more dangerous in a mechanical sense but is not as accessible as the MR2

Suzuki Hayabusa: For the straight man who lingers around a gay bar. He doesn’t know why he loiters by the door. Why does he do it every Saturday night? If asked why he is there, he responds with a rehearsed bellow: “If someone touches me, I’m gonna deck him!” But he doesn’t leave. “This is MY neighborhood,” he adds. He always wears his cleanest jeans.

The Honda Pilot is a box for Dad Jokes. I was cleaning the mirror and a dad walked by and said: “I want that so clean that I can see myself in it!”