Honest Trailers – Gravity

Blast off with the hottest astronauts ever – Ryan Stone (Sandra Bullock), who really shouldn’t be allowed in space and Matt ‘George Clooney’ Kowalski, a George Clooney-ish pilot with the charm of George Clooney. Get ready for 90 mins of bumping into stuff and fighting against impossible odds to hold on to stuff. Drift through the terrifying silence of outer space where the only sound you can hear is Sandra Bullock explaining the plot and gasping for air.

Superman vs. Jesse Eisenberg – Supercut

On Friday it was announced that Jesse Eisenberg will be playing Lex Luthor in Zack Snyder’s sequel to Man of Steel. Now, needless to say that fans of the films and of the comics were less than thrilled with the announcement considering Eisenberg’s roles have consisted of playing a nerd in Adventurland, a nerd in Zombieland, and a douchey, rich nerd in The Social Network. With that in mind, here’s what you might expect the new movie trailer to be like for Superman vs. Batman.