Archive for September, 2009

E-mails from an Asshole 9-11

Posted on September 11th, 2009

Original ad:
WILMINGTON TO CHICAGO
I’m driving out to Chicago on 9/1 around noon. I’m looking for someone to split the cost of gas/tolls. If interested, send me an email.
From Me to ***********@*********.org

Hi!

I am trying to go to Chicago, and the 1st sounds good to me. I took my ex-girlfriend’s EZ-pass out of her car when she wasn’t looking, so we can use that to pay for tolls. I have a few things I want to bring, do you have a lot of room?

Mike
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Healthcare Motivationals

Posted on September 9th, 2009

Since President Obama will be addressing Congress tonight to discuss healthcare reform, we figured we would take some time to look at some motivationals about healthcare:




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Twitter Girls 9-7

Posted on September 7th, 2009

This weeks theme, bikini shots


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Funny Tour De France Prank

Posted on September 5th, 2009


E-mails from an Asshole 9-4

Posted on September 4th, 2009

Original ad:
childcare needed
looking for a responsible and dedicated person to babysit my two children during the week. you will be needed monday through friday, from 7 AM to 4:30 PM. email me at ***********@comcast.net and we can talk about pay. DO NOT EMAIL ME UNLESS YOU HAVE REFERENCES

From Me to **********@comcast.net:

Hi there! Are you still looking for someone to fill your babysitter position?

Mike

From **********@comcast.net to Me:

yes i am. please send your info and any past expereince you have.

From Me to **********@comcast.net:

Actually, I am not the one applying for the position. I run a rehabilitation program for good people who are trying to enter society again, and have a few candidates who I think would be able to watch your kids. They will work for a much cheaper rate than a professional babysitter, but will still deliver professional service.

Mike
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