Apologetic Nationals Fan
Original ad:
I am trying to get 2 tickets to the Nationals vs. Red Sox on Thursday, June 25th. I’m willing to pay up to $40.
From Mike Partlow to **********@**********.org
Hello, I do not have tickets to the Nationals, but I do have a video tape of my 7-year-old’s little league team game last week. He plays for the Arby’s Allstars, and they beat the Smith Hardware Little Leaguers. I am sure it will be way more entertaining than watching the Nationals get their ass whooped for the 49th time this season.
From austin ******* to Me
Fuck yourself, asshole.
From Mike Partlow to austin *******
Austin, my 7-year-old son was on the computer and he read your very offensive e-mail. Now he is going around telling everyone to “fuck themselves.” Me and my wife tried to raise him to be a kid who doesn’t curse, but thanks to your profanity, he thinks it is okay. I demand an apology from you.
From austin ******* to Me
You want my apology? Go fuck yourself.
From Mike Partlow to austin *******
I did have the tickets; I was just messing around with you. They were good seats – 10 rows back from third base. I was going to sell them both for $30. I would rather burn them, however, if you don’t apologize. If you do apologize, the tickets will be yours.
From Mike Partlow to austin *******
I’m waiting…
From austin ******* to Me
I’m sorry about your kid.
From Mike Partlow to austin *******
Hah, what a sucker. I made you look like little bitch in front of my 7-year-old son. I don’t actually have any tickets. Thanks for helping me teach my son a lesson about how not to keep your dignity.
Mike
