There, we said it. We’re tired of hearing about this stupid series and with the newest episode of this tard fest opening in theaters today we decided to rant a little about it. The movies are dumb, the books are worse, and if you’re a middle aged woman fantasizing about a cute, sensitive, caring teenage vampire we have news for you, it’s illegal. And besides, vampires can’t get it up, so there goes your little dream. These images highlight our feelings on this franchise.