ZOMBEAVERS – Official Trailer

We’ve all had to sit through those stupid zombie movies but there’s finally one that we can relate to. ZOMBEAVERS! No, seriously, it’s a real movie! It’s from the producers of CABIN FEVER, THE RING, WE’RE THE MILLERS, and AMERICAN PIE so it’ll either be really funny or suck, really, really bad. I mean, did you see Cabin Fever? Uh, horrible…

Here’s the synopsis of ZOMBEAVERS:
Three college girls go on a care-free vacation of drinking games, topless sunbathing, and sexual exploration. Their frolicking fun comes to an abrupt end when toxic zombie beavers try to EAT THEM.

Sounds awesome right? Yeah, we can’t wait. Here’s the trailer.

Regular Car Reviews: DeLorean DMC-12

DeLorean DMC-12: A car that proves the ontological argument.

-Is it possible to feel nostalgia for something you’ve never experienced? Is it possible to return to a moment of artless joy, the likes of which you’ve never experienced? Is it possible for an unknowable place to feel like home? Can one ever truly be worthy…of this?

-It looks the way love feels. It’s like making out with a high school girlfriend and going for second base, only to suddenly realize she isn’t stopping you this time. “Why isn’t she stopping me? She always stops me!” Maybe it’s her sudden, inexplicable fondness for my fully engorged, blood-filled skin sword. Maybe it’s the car. Definitely the car. But who cares? WHO GIVES A BEAVER’S DAM WHEN YOU HAVE YOUR HAND RESTING COMFORTABLY ON TIT?