You remember that old joke, How did Hellen Keller burn her face? By answering the iron. We’ll, this numbnuts actually does it. He’s just hanging out ironing his shirt when his cell phone rings and, the rest is a brilliant display of stupidity. He kind of deserves the pain for making people listen to that annoying ringtone. Thankfully his friend was too busy videotaping the event to help him.
Did you know trains had dashcams? Yeah, neither did we. This one shows a train chugging along as a tornado hits and derails some of the cars. Then the rest of the cars come crashing into the engine causing a display of wreckage straight out of a movie. No, not The Wizard of Oz, a different one.
The tornado moved across the Chicago and Northwestern railroad where it blew 12 railroad freight cars off the track. The train was moving at the time the tornado hit it…so as the main engine stopped…the remaining cars on the track continued along it and slammed into the front part of the train. This caused a few more cars to derail…including one containing hazardous materials that caused the evacuation of the town of Lawrence.
Sometimes what sounds like a good idea isn’t as cool the next day after you sober up. Tattoos are pretty much forever so before you get one, you should probably think it through a little bit.
Jessica Delfino has a message that she wants everyone to know. Through a bizare song, she wants you to know her p*ssy is magic. It better be because her singing skills sure aren’t going to get the guys to call her back the next day.
(Possibly NSFW)
