In the baby photography world, we have gone from babies as trophies to babies as wards of the state; left subject to the elements waiting for YOU to adopt them. The only thing these pictures need to make the theme complete is a Sally Struthers voice over- “For just eight cents a day, you could feed this child…”. Then you can download your favorite future foster child from the websites of these boring photographers, post it to your fridge and name the kid Pedro. Maybe at Mommy & Me, these pictures would come in handy when housewives want to brag about their fake mail order baby that they adopted from Kosovo or some other third-world country to impress their boring ass domestically vanilla-flavored babied friends.

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