The last time I went to the park, a squirrel crawled up my leg. That was fun, but nowhere near as noteworthy as the display put on by the well-endowed female jogger in this ZippearZ earbuds commercial. The ad is subtly titled “Rhythm & Boobs,” and that pretty much describes the action. The auto-jiggling inside that gal’s top is something to behold. The ad promises “They won’t fall out.” I’ve watched the spot 20 times, and I’m here to report that they haven’t. So far.
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Savannah Cop’s Brutal Take Down On A Girl
Just a little PSA: If you’re out late at night in Savannah, blocking traffic and fighting, LAY YOUR BUTT DOWN when the cops show up and tell you to get on the ground. The wrong thing to do is start flailing your arms at the cop. And after he hits you with the pepper spray and you still don’t lay down, don’t piss him off by walking away.
Inappropriate Dress For Children’s Show
This girl is doing a musical act on a kid’s show. So instead of dressing appropriately, what does she do? She decides to let her fun bags flop around and hints at flashing her beaver while she’s giving the performance. Granted, this would make Barney or Sesame Street A LOT more enjoyable for adults, it’s just a tad risque for this studio audience.
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The Femme-O-Matic
Apparently in Belgium you don’t need to invest too much time and money in a woman to score her and keep her, you can just pick one up from the Femme-o-matic. This commercial for a Belgium dating site called Vindeenlief was banned from TV for being too sexy. As an added bonus, Die Antwoord’s song Zef Side can be heard around the 35 second mark.
