Crazy Lady On Public Access Has Her Mind In The Gutter

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Found Art Is Stupid

Art is usually pretty cool but sometimes, you can tell the artist just threw a bunch of crap together and now expects to be considered some visionary. This doesn’t express his deepest thoughts, it’s not an interpretation of our world’s turmoil, it’s just random crap, not art. Yet some idiot will want to buy this.


Facebook Official

Did you think boy bands were dead? We hoped so but it looks like there’s some new kids on the block and they’ve just release a new song sure to please musically illiterate preteens all over. The band Heart2Heart is showing off their moves with their song ‘Facebook Official’ because let’s face it, when you’re dating someone it doesn’t count until you change your facebook status, right? We’re still wondering, is this a boy band or a group of ugly lesbians?


Really Bad Photography – Abandoned Babies

In the baby photography world, we have gone from babies as trophies to babies as wards of the state; left subject to the elements waiting for YOU to adopt them. The only thing these pictures need to make the theme complete is a Sally Struthers voice over- “For just eight cents a day, you could feed this child…”. Then you can download your favorite future foster child from the websites of these boring photographers, post it to your fridge and name the kid Pedro. Maybe at Mommy & Me, these pictures would come in handy when housewives want to brag about their fake mail order baby that they adopted from Kosovo or some other third-world country to impress their boring ass domestically vanilla-flavored babied friends.


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