This weeks theme, hanging by the pool:

Horse Farm

Original ad:
I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!

From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
Hey,

I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike
Read the rest of this entry »

Watch in horror this genetic mutation of humanity. FEAR HIM. He has the mark of The Beast (earring and douchebag barb wire tats). Run to your personal House of Worship and pray to your God that he is not allowed to breed.
If this is our future, it is indeed The End of Times.

Oh, and btw, stick with it until at least 00:53, or you’ll miss the dancing.
LMAO!

This weeks theme, the downward self portrait.

Racist Microwave Buyer
Original ad:

WANTED – Microwave
I am looking for a used microwave. WHITE ONLY

From Me to *********@************.org:

I have a LG microwave that I want to sell for $30. I am aware that your ad said whites only, but I am an African American. I sincerly hope that this won’t be a problem for you, and we can put race issues aside and just do business.

Thank you,
Jamal
Read the rest of this entry »