Are you tired of people wondering if you’re gay or just technologically challenged just because you have an iPhone? Well you can put their questions to rest by coming out of the closet with a new Phoneballs case. Phoneballs are also great for girls who miss that balls on chin action when they’re on the phone. Just like truck nuts, we’re pretty sure these will get a great reception from the general public.
What? Oh nothing, just sitting here with fake balls in my face. What are you doing?
WTF! Don’t bite that hard!
Balls are touching, it’s gay
Don’t forget to cup the balls
Now we’re talking!