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A Vote for Phat Timmy is a Vote for Zombies?

June 4th, 2012

In this crazy world of face eating zombies it’s hard to know who to vote for when it comes to Bubba Idol. “The People Against Phat Timmy For Bubba Idol” campaign has just launched their latest smear video meant to discredit Phat Timmy as a zombie sympathizer.


Since we know this to be an utter lie, we got Timmy to grant us an exclusive and sober interview about these allegations against him:
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Beaver Badge Contest Winner – May

June 4th, 2012

Congratulations to Mallary from Ooltewah, TN for winning the May Beaver Badge Contest

Mallary says her son’s Caleb and Joesph found her stash of Beaver Badge stickers and decided to try them on. Looks like we got a parenting fail out of this one.

Congrats Mallary, hopefully the $50 you just won will go toward some clothes for these guys 😉

Friday Freebie 5-4

May 4th, 2012

*UPDATE*
Congratulations to Payge for winning this freebie!

One of our staffers decided to hit happy hour rocking their T-shirt Bordello “Sad Stormtrooper” shirt which gave us a great idea, let’s buy one for a fan. That’s right, this freebie is your choice of a Star Wars themed shirt from T-Shirt Bordello. You get a shirt, we pick up the tab. All you have to do is send an e-mail to freebie@strangebeaver.com with “I want a shirt!” in the subject line. Deadline for entries is midnight, good luck!

Beaver Badge Contest Winner – April

May 1st, 2012

Congratulations to Justin from Kentucky for winning the April Beaver Badge Contest!

From Justin:

So I got my badges and my wife made it clear she didn’t want to see them all over the house. So I waited till she fell asleep and slapped one of them bad boys to her forehead. Needless to say she was pissed.

Great work Justin, but don’t go causing a domestic disturbance! You also get bonus points for the beaver tattoo!