Every Friday and Saturday night in any given city people are faced with the challenge of where to take a leak. You won’t need to search for a hidden alley after this hipster shows you how to relieve yourself in public without looking like a total scumbag who’s relieving himself in public. This guy is like the Mr. Miyagi of of the public wizz but maybe he could use his powers for good and teach these tricks to homeless people.
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Motivational Monday 4-4
Creepy Headphone Commercial
The last time I went to the park, a squirrel crawled up my leg. That was fun, but nowhere near as noteworthy as the display put on by the well-endowed female jogger in this ZippearZ earbuds commercial. The ad is subtly titled “Rhythm & Boobs,” and that pretty much describes the action. The auto-jiggling inside that gal’s top is something to behold. The ad promises “They won’t fall out.” I’ve watched the spot 20 times, and I’m here to report that they haven’t. So far.
Facebook Fails 4-1
Another Bully Gets A Beating
It looks like Casey body slamming his bully has set an awesome trend in motion. Now we’re seeing more people standing up for themselves against school bullies. In this vid, a bully is harassing a taller kid in the locker room. After about 2 minutes of back and forth, the tall kid snaps and unleashes a flurry of face punches. The best is at the end when he makes the bully call him “sir”.
