One Of The Greatest E-mail Conversation Ever

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Logo Design

Hello David,

I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you.

Simon

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 3.52pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,

Disregarding the fact that you have still not paid me for work I completed earlier this year despite several assertions that you would do so, I would be delighted to spend my free time creating logos and pie charts for you based on further vague promises of future possible payment. Please find attached pie chart as requested and let me know of any changes required.

Regards, David.


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E-Mails From An Asshole 12-4

Barely Legal Little League

Original ad:
We are a little league team looking for a sponsor for the upcoming season. Email if you are interested in helping out. Thanks!

From Me to ********@***********.org

Good afternoon,

I came across your ad looking for a sponsor for your little league team. I am interested if you still need one. Let me know, and we can discuss the details.

Thanks,
Mike
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E-Mails From An Asshole 11-27

Horse Farm

Original ad:
I am a 18 year old looking for a summer job. it is hard for me to find work and I just want a job so I can afford a car for college next summer. I can clean, babysit, answer phones, pretty much whatever as long as it pays!!

From Mike Anderson to ***********@***********.org
Hey,

I saw your ad looking for work and I think I have a job for you! I am looking for an assistant on my farm for the summer. It will involve working outdoors. Let me know if you are interested.

Mike
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WTF Wednesday 11-25

Watch in horror this genetic mutation of humanity. FEAR HIM. He has the mark of The Beast (earring and douchebag barb wire tats). Run to your personal House of Worship and pray to your God that he is not allowed to breed.
If this is our future, it is indeed The End of Times.

Oh, and btw, stick with it until at least 00:53, or you’ll miss the dancing.
LMAO!



10 years of viral videos recreated for TV commercial

Swedish Internet Service Provider ComHem is currently running a TV commercial commemorating their 10 years of providing broadband services. The fictional characters Judit & Judit, two customer service employees, set out to recreate some memorable internet classics.

The version aired on Swedish television does not include the barfing game show hostess.