The Bare Essentials with Air New Zealand

Air New Zealand is getting down to the bare essentials with a new in-flight safety video that features flight attendants wearing just body paint.

It’s aimed at making passengers pay attention to the often-overlooked airline safety videos shown at the start of each flight. (Which we’re sure will work. If only they would adopt this on SAS or Nordic Airways.)

“We wanted to find a way to deliver these important pre-flight messages to our domestic travelers in a way that was genuine, engaging and fun,” said Air New Zealand marketing manager Steve Bayliss.




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E-Mails From An Asshole 12-11

Christmas Dinner

Original ad:
we need profesional catering for our christmas day dinner party. must have experence catering. SERIOUS RESPONSES ONLY

From Me to ************@*********.org:

Hello,

I am writing in response to your ad looking for a caterer for your Christmas dinner party. I am a freelance chef with a lot of catering experience. I was the top chef at the world renowned Restauran de Bon Foodeux for over five years. If you are still looking for a caterer, let me know.

Thanks,

Michael
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WTF Wednesday 12-9

Someone likes bagels just a little too much.

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This latest case of Photoshop animal abuse is brought to you by Queen Bee Waxing of Culver City, California. Personally we think they should have gone for a Brazillian on the beaver but that’s just us. Do they really need to wax a cock though? Generally the bean bag needs a touch up but the cock itself shouldn’t need a waxing.




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