It’s just like The Matrix, but starring Mila Kunis as a bee-whispering alien goddess and Channing Tatum as 50% abs, 50% wolfman, and 100% hover-roller-blader. Step Aside, Scientology, you got nothing on the ludicrous plot of Jupiter Ascending.
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Regular Car Reviews: 1997 Subaru Outback Sport
This is a car from the 90’s. In the 90’s station wagons were allowed to be called station wagons. In 2015 station wagons are called “crossovers” because manufacturers are fearful men won’t buy their cars if they are less than 100% manly.
I used to work in a camera shop and all the Dads bought Canon point-and-shoot cameras because they were called “Powershots.” The Dads didn’t want Nikons because they were called “Coolpix.” Coolpix sounds like a girl’s first perfume.
In an age when men are injecting Synthol into their muscles, “station wagon” means “pussy-whipped.”
The bros loose because the Outbacks were some of the greatest cars ever made.
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FailArmy Presents: Street Troller
FailArmy took another look at some of their best fail videos and found something in common. These weren’t fail videos, the fail happened because of that lovable yet mischievous cartoon fighter Street Troller!
Legographie By Samsofy
French photographer Sofiane Samlal, aka Samsofy, launched a new series devoted to the best toy ever, LEGO! With the use of a macro lens and some mini figures, Samsofy has created a fun series that shows Lego minifigs aren’t just pieces of plastic sitting in a bucket, they have a life of their own
