It’s just like The Matrix, but starring Mila Kunis as a bee-whispering alien goddess and Channing Tatum as 50% abs, 50% wolfman, and 100% hover-roller-blader. Step Aside, Scientology, you got nothing on the ludicrous plot of Jupiter Ascending.
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Predator Blades – MAN AT ARMS: REFORGED
This week, the team expert of blacksmiths and craftsman from MAN AT ARMS: REFORGED are recreating the badass Predator’s blades (aka: Gauntlet Knives) from the Alien vs. Predator movie.
Ultron Funk – Avengers Age of Ultron Song Parody
The Screen Team gave Age of Ultron a funk makeover in this awesome song parody
Jem And The Holograms – Official Trailer, And Why It Sucks
Aside from the obvious reasons, let’s take a look at why this movie is crap. Universal dusted off an old 80s cartoon that many people loved and decided to take a steamy dump on it. In this new adaptation Jem is a small town Midwestern girl that goes the way of Beiber and gets catapulted into stardom through a Youtube video. That’s right, Youtube. Then of course that leads to emotional turmoil, a love interest, blah blah blah same story line as soo many other movies. So why does it suck? They took away the female empowerment message that was so critical to the original story. 80s kids will remember but if not, let’s rewind a bit.
Honest Trailers – Pitch Perfect
The Barden Bellas are aca-back in the aca-sequel Pitch Perfect 2. Now aca-relive the aca-original film, and aca-help us stop aca-talking this way!!