Congratulations to Mallary from Ooltewah, TN for winning the May Beaver Badge Contest
Mallary says her son’s Caleb and Joesph found her stash of Beaver Badge stickers and decided to try them on. Looks like we got a parenting fail out of this one.
Congrats Mallary, hopefully the $50 you just won will go toward some clothes for these guys 😉
*UPDATE*
Congratulations to Payge for winning this freebie!
One of our staffers decided to hit happy hour rocking their T-shirt Bordello “Sad Stormtrooper” shirt which gave us a great idea, let’s buy one for a fan. That’s right, this freebie is your choice of a Star Wars themed shirt from T-Shirt Bordello. You get a shirt, we pick up the tab. All you have to do is send an e-mail to freebie@strangebeaver.com with “I want a shirt!” in the subject line. Deadline for entries is midnight, good luck!
Congratulations to Justin from Kentucky for winning the April Beaver Badge Contest!
From Justin:
So I got my badges and my wife made it clear she didn’t want to see them all over the house. So I waited till she fell asleep and slapped one of them bad boys to her forehead. Needless to say she was pissed.
Great work Justin, but don’t go causing a domestic disturbance! You also get bonus points for the beaver tattoo!
Congratulations to Jackie who won the March Beaver Badge contest.
Jackie’s entry was from Lowry Park Zoo and the do not molest sign is ironic since we featured a guy in the post “Mugshots of genetic weirdos” that was arrested after molesting a kid in a bathroom at that zoo.
Congrats again Jackie, an extra $50 is coming your way!
Congratulations to Bryon from Charleston, SC for winning the February Beaver Badge Contest.
Bryon’s description:
We were on vacation and the bed posts in our hotel room had these beaver carvings on them.
Well Bryon, thanks to the decor of that weird hotel you just won $50!
