It’s time to celebrate the first week of November with Fail Army’s salute to this week in fail!
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Everything Wrong With X-Men: Days of Future Past
This is a movie about going back in time to erase previous terrible movies… so from a sin-finding perspective… it never stood a chance.
When Your Boss Says “Let’s Talk”
We’ve all had that moment, when your boss says “Let’s Talk” and instantly your brain starts processing everything you’ve done wrong. What is this about? What does he know? Is he going to ask about the missing office supplies? Does he know I really wasn’t ‘sick’ last week when I called in? Is he going to ask if I was the one that broke the vending machine that tried to steal my money? Did he find out who ‘leaked’ the pictures of him and the receptionist at last year’s Christmas party? Did IT tell him I’ve been spending a lot of time on a website named after a perverted semi-aquatic rodent? Am I getting fired? Arghhh…..
Super Hero Swat Team Saves Children’s Hospital
As a Halloween treat for the kids at the ProMedica Children’s Hospital in Toledo, OH, twelve Toledo SWAT team members dressed up as super heroes and rappelled the walls to ‘save’ the children. This is just a teaser for a full video and fake ‘newscast’ they’re working on for the kids, but it looks like everyone had a good time. But next time can we ditch the Ninja Turtle? Surely there were other super hero costumes available…
Nude Parents App
Do you ever have a hard time getting your kids to put down their cell phone or iPad? Well with this new app, they’ll be sure to put it down.
“When you think they’ve had enough, show them pictures of your stuff.”