This week’s theme, duck face. Somewhere along the lines, some photographer told a girl that it would be cute if she puffed out her lips a little bit like she was kissing the camera. Well, since women always go and screw things up, the cute little pursed lips have turned into what looks like a duck bill. Which in turn magically transforms a genuinely attractive girl into one that looks like an idiot.
Imagine if your toy AT-AT was also a lovable pet. Patrick Boivin thought about that. When he was a kid all he wanted was a dog and an AT-AT from Kenner. Like most kids, his parents didn’t get either for him and he grew up with an empty hole in his life. So he put together this video to try and fill that void with a creepy AT-AT that somehow poops out Jabba the Hut turds.
So what do you do when you walk in and see your wife, the mother of your children, playing the drums and jamming out to Rock Band in the buff? Some would suggest picking up a guitar and helping, but at least this guy opted for grabbing the video camera. Bonus points for rocking the ION drum kit and being a total MILF but points deducted for doing it in front of the kids. Kind of creepy but maybe they’re nudists, NTTIAWWT.
Most airlines gave up on the use of T&A to sell flights around the same time bell bottoms went out of style. Sure, the Virgin Americas of the world will throw the occasional buff model onto a poster here and there, but even then, it’s always very sterile. Airlines these days, with the exception of Spirit’s often risque marketing ploys (more on that later), seem to go out of their way to avoid offending anyone’s sensibilities.
Moscow-based startup Avianova isn’t having any of that noise. In this commercial, they don’t try to pitch low fares, comfortable seats or interesting routes. They cut right to the chase: Girls stripping out of their skimpy stewardess uniforms and delivering the best sponge bath an Airbus has ever had. Check out the action:
Avianova launched in August 2009 and now serves 16 destinations—all within Russia—with a fleet of five Airbus A320 jets.
And the similarities to Spirit’s male-targeted hijinks may not be a coincidence: The American investment firm Indigo Partners owns substantial portions of both airlines.
