E-mails from an Asshole 9-25

Ride to Bonnaroo

Original ad:
i need a ride from philly to bonnaroo in manchester, TN! i will throw up some cash for gas. i dont have that much stuff either. i am a down ass chick and will be fun to ride with!

From Mike Anderson to ************@***********.org
Hey! I’m taking my truck down to Bonnaroo and should have an extra seat. I’m planning on leaving Wednesday afternoon. Does this work for you?
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E-mails from an Asshole 9-18

Tyrone’s Dog Babysitting Service

Original ad:
DOG WATCHER WANTED! we are leaving town for a week and need someone to take care of our 6-year-old rottweiler. he is very friendly! we are looking for someone trustworthy with experience, so we will need references. will pay $30 per day. email if interested!

From Tyrone Jackson to ************@******.org
yo wat up! i saw your ad looking for someone to take care of your rottweiler. ill do it no problem. i live in the area and can pick him up.
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